dread and bullshit

He literally whipped his dick out and busted a nut I’m done.

BUST A NUT

not naming any names but SOMEone deliberately pissed on me at work today

i’m miffed in part because i really like him and he came up to me say hi and i thought we were going to have a friendly interaction but then all of a sudden he was just. pissing on me

it has come to my attention that i should probably mention that i work with animals

Fuck you

i love how people will get bored and just start drama like go outside

*goes outside and starts drama there*

The Wii Shop Channel closes its virtual doors today, around 13 years after the Wii’s original launch date. The end of an era. RIP 2006-2019

Let’s make this the last meme of 2018 as well

And the first meme of 2019.

Why was that my exact thought tho

You know what? I’m about to say it

Say it girl

Girl Scouts support planned parenthood? Y’all just doubled my order

Girl Scouts of Greater Atlanta has expanded upon this to include nonbinary youth (and adults) seeing a Girl Scouting experience.

Reblogging for important information.

Shout out to the time they returned a $100,000 donation because the donor– months after making the donation– wanted a guarantee that the money wouldn’t be used to support transgender girls.

In this house we respect girl scouts

Lemme hey some cookies

Yaaaas! Just bought 3 boxes.

I scrolled and saw my face

I think people sometimes forget that cats are excellent hunters and catchers bc most of our fur babies scream loudly until we shake the bowl so food magically appears. I ain’t judgin tho cuz i done it too XD

I will always reblog this

I’M SCREAMING!!!!!!!

I’m… shook

Well I heard this with my own ears and now you must also.

JESUS

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING CATCHY?!

how

THIS 100% WOULD BE IN KINGDOM HEARTS. It’s 3 AM, and I’m trying not to lose wake everyone up with my ungodly laughter.

Cute as fudge

if i was cat i would do the same to this guy