[i.d.: a comic panel showing a figure made up of only veins, arteries, and a brain, walking in a kitchen and surprising the chefs. a caption box at the top reads, “it’s november 10th today. there is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen …”]

everyone thank evilmario666 for firing the rent-lowering gunshots

You mean that anti-shifter piece of shit? Everyone also curse evilmario666's name for using his jk rowling hate as an excuse to bully the reality shifting community. Even if he fired the rent-lowering gunshots, that won't excuse his shitty actions, he's on my DNI for a reason

everyone thank evilmario666 again

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folks makin those PSA posts against shipping real life celebrities treat rpf like it kills them and im like if pete wentz gets distressed when i post about him getting blasted in the ass he can go look at his bank account to feel better

May 8, 2017

Sorry man i can't hang out today. Yeah i'm being put down. Yeah it's probably gonna be all day. Sorry

You know who else is being put down?

I'm so sorry muscle man

all beverages should cost one dollar when i want them

don’t bite the hand that fingered you or whatev they say