It's me the keys

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the vampire marleau, reacting to ilya's gladiator costume from TLG on social media: my sworn brother! this is not the garb of a true warrior. had you craved a return to our martial roots, i would have unearthed armor for you from my war trophies—nay, i would have dug up your own grave to find the suit of a true fighter to inspire fear this hallow's eve! ilya, depressed as fuck and completely out of it: thanks marly. maybe we can plan matching scary costumes for next year.

My favorite part of the entire Game Changers Series will forever be when Ilya pops up like Knock Knock ✊🏻✊🏻 Hello it is me best hockey player in world Ilya Rozanov here to tell you closet is made of glass 👀👀👀 you come out now then join my elite team of queer hockey coaches (and also Hayden Pike who is terrible bullshit player that Shane forces me to be in same room with and I say ok fine because Little Pikes and Jacki make tolerable) at camp I run with BFF Shane Hollander who is definitely not beautiful freckled love of my life 😉😉😉!

My controversial take is that just because Ilya is the top doesn’t mean he wouldn’t be the one to get pregnant in an mpreg universe. After reading TLG, I just know Ilya would love to be pregnant with Shane’s child. He would fucking thrive

@daysleftofsecondterm

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