Brent Comer saying “damn it I’ve had it I’m done drinking mayonnaise” has been stuck in my head for weeks so I decided to make a full version ❤️
this is stupid but I love it so much
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Brent Comer saying “damn it I’ve had it I’m done drinking mayonnaise” has been stuck in my head for weeks so I decided to make a full version ❤️
this is stupid but I love it so much

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"He's got eyes that are like two pieces of pale blue-green ice. (...) He would be real handsome if his eyes weren't so cold."
Jeez, Ponyboy, maybe he just has resting bitch face
no one
literally no one
pony to soda: i like you have a good description
pony to darry: i hate you have 15 new slurs

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The Centaurs, whenever someone from the press asks one of them to describe Ilya Rozanov.
does his fine plumage impress you?
At Johnny and Dally's funeral:
Ponyboy: I... I need a moment alone with them. Please.
Darry: Of course, Little Colt.
*the gang leaves*
Ponyboy, moving to stand between the coffins: *whispers* Okay, listen here, ya motherfuckers, I know y'all ain't dead.
Dallas, sitting up: No shit, Sherlock.
Johnny, at the same time: *cracks an eye open* Well, duh.
Canon
the vampire marleau, reacting to ilya's gladiator costume from TLG on social media: my sworn brother! this is not the garb of a true warrior. had you craved a return to our martial roots, i would have unearthed armor for you from my war trophies—nay, i would have dug up your own grave to find the suit of a true fighter to inspire fear this hallow's eve! ilya, depressed as fuck and completely out of it: thanks marly. maybe we can plan matching scary costumes for next year.
i had to do it to get it out of my system

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Ok but why is this actually hilarious
My favorite part of the entire Game Changers Series will forever be when Ilya pops up like Knock Knock ✊🏻✊🏻 Hello it is me best hockey player in world Ilya Rozanov here to tell you closet is made of glass 👀👀👀 you come out now then join my elite team of queer hockey coaches (and also Hayden Pike who is terrible bullshit player that Shane forces me to be in same room with and I say ok fine because Little Pikes and Jacki make tolerable) at camp I run with BFF Shane Hollander who is definitely not beautiful freckled love of my life 😉😉😉!
My controversial take is that just because Ilya is the top doesn’t mean he wouldn’t be the one to get pregnant in an mpreg universe. After reading TLG, I just know Ilya would love to be pregnant with Shane’s child. He would fucking thrive
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