Ghoulish Goblin

I hate you shipping discourse I hate you unnecessarily aggressive DNI banners I hate you dehumanization of those you disagree with I hate you harassment over ships or favorite characters I hate you purposeful lack of nuance I hate you false equivalencies I hate you policing how people engage in fandom I hate you actively trying to make fandom spaces hostile I hate you refusal to filter your feed I hate you making it everyone else’s problem

923 days left

HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING YEAH ON 923 DAYS LEFT

I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.

You would not believe how comforting this is.

I tell this to the kids I treat so often when they’re old enough to ask what getting a cavity means for them. I tell them, “If you get a cavity, the only thing that happens is that we fix it. I’m not gonna be upset, I’m not gonna think you did anything wrong, I’m just gonna help you fix it.”

This was also how I found out :)

canned ravioli

THEY COME IN CANS???

HOW HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF CANNED RAVIOLI?!?!?

BECAUSE I'M A REGULAR HUMAN WHO BOILS THE RAVIOLI AND THROWS SAUCE ON IT AFTERWARDS OR SOMETHING. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN CANNED RAVIOLI???????????

THAT'S WHAT CHEF BOYARDEE IS???? I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE. JUST THE SAUCE. NO. IT'S THE WHOLE ASS PLATE. CANNED RAVIOLI???? IM NOT AMERICAN WTF

DUDE WE’RE WEIRD JUST WAIT TILL YOU FIND OUT ABOUT EZ CHEEZE

...what the fuck is EZ Cheeze?

WHAT RHE FUCK TYPE OF FOOD ARE YOU EATING!! THE ONLY KINd OF RAVIOLI THAT IS ACCEPTABLE IS TOSTED RAVIOLI!! ALSO PUTTING CHEESE IN A CAN IS A DISGRACE TOWARDS MOTHER NATURE AND IF YOU DO IT YOU SHOULD BE BEATEN WITH rocjKS IN THE TOWN SQUARE

It's toasted? I thought ravioli was boiled

YES??! WHO THE FUCK BOILS RAVIOLI?!?1

REGULAR FUCKING HUMANS???? YOU PUT THE RAWWWW RAW RAVIOLI THE RAWVIOLI IN THE BOILING WATER WAIT A BIT TIL THE FUCKING DOUGH ISNT RAWWWWW ANYMORE AND THEN YOU PUT IT IN YOUR PLATE AND YOU EAT THE COOKED RAVIOLI

oh my fucking god this post again. also, side dish for pizza!????

Every person on this post is on copious amounts of drugs there's no way otherwise

I wish I was

and don’t worry, us americans also view ez cheese as an abomination

WHAT IS THAT PLATE OF RAVIOLI THAT IS NOT RAVIOLI

please help me all I said were two words and now this is happening send help I’m scared

RIP

honestly you're exactly right

@sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast WHY ARE YOU BRINGING THIS BACK

The perfect demonstration of how the internet brings radically different cultures together, allowing us to discover the most mundane differences that seem so separate from cultural practices and regional differences that we don't even stop to consider the possibility of their existence. Until it's shoved in our face, forcing us to confront the true nature of how horrifying everyone else's ravioli is.

That is the most beautiful description of this argument about chef boyardee beef ravioli