Lu’s Wife

I am pleased to know they broke up tonight

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

You can support the artist by buying a sticker from their etsy shop!

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

bugs bunny is not real 

words like “charlatan” and “bastard” are so cool. but it is not good to be either of those things, supposedly

The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter

you have to understand. There are several things wrong with me