mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?

If you are paying taxes it’s impossible to “mooch” off of the government. It’s just going “hey, remember that money I gave you? It’s your turn to help me out now.”

It is always impossible to mooch off the government. It is the government’s job to look after its people.

Literally why even have a fucking government if not to take care of people.

Everything the rich accuse the poor of is another thing they actually do themselves.

equal rights for women will never truly be achieved until we have more female noir detectives

and i don't mean some badass woman who doesn't need a man and can kill someone in 6 inch heels without breaking a sweat or smudging her perfectly set makeup or chipping a nail. she looks like she grew up in a soggy cardboard box on the side of the road all alone. she monologues dramatically to herself while looking over the corruption-riddled city she works in because she has no friends or hobbies and will literally do anything except go to therapy. she gets beat up in alleyways so blood and rain drip sexily from her nose and chin but when she gets to her feet she looks like a sad wet cat. women want her but they also pity her. instead of perfume she smells of coffee, whiskey and cigarettes, which are also more or less all she lives off of. her voice is more gravelly than a pit of rocks as a result of said diet. she hasn't slept or showered in at least 3 days and it's increasingly obvious. she's either divorced or feels like she should be.

yeah okay gimme a sec

this lady's so much of a mess she's smoking the damn cig backwards

Jessica Jones?

they should invent a stomach that doesn’t hurt

They should invent a head that doesn’t hurt too (headache)

PLEASURE IS A NECESSARY PART OF HUMAN HEALTH, BOTH PSYCHOLOGICALLY AND PHYSICALLY

this is why you should be eating your chips with salsa and guac instead of beating yourself up for not eating a salad with tomato and avocado (unless you are a salad bitch like me then enjoy both of them!)

you will feel so alive again.. like so incredibly alive. i dont know when that will be but it will be. u are gonna feel so alive that ur cheeks hurt from smiling oh man oh man i promise that day is coming. you do have a future, you do have good things coming, and you’ll survive everything that’s thrown at you until you reach that day

Bus stops with no places to sit down should be illegal. I mean this in the most genuine literal way possible.

Buses are the last line of defense and way to be independent for people who can't drive or walk for long distances (me). If I walk to the stop (already painful) and have to stand there for ten minutes waiting with no seats or benches, is that really accessible? And what about people with a lot more pain and mobility issues than me? All I really have to deal with is moderate foot pain, and that still has me leaning on a wall or sitting down on dirty pavement if I miss the bus and have to wait for the next one in 15 minutes/half an hour. There should be at least one seat at every bus stop. Yes, even the non-covered ones. If you're going to have kneeling buses and priority seating and pretend to care about disabled folks in that way, at least do this too.

also a covering to protect from the elements

Mother cats pretending to be scared of their pouncing babies is something I never tire of.

boing!

*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*

*emits a cloud of toxic spores*

Well there’s no need to be dramatic

Called out on a Friday. Not cool.

ughhhhhhhh im trying to take over the world but my incessant need to make anagrams of my top secret plans keeps giving me away

like people will literally financially support entertainment products they hate and then be surprised and mad when corporations continue to produce stuff they hate. if you want AA studios to stop launching buggy, cashgrab games stop preordering them. If you want less movies that use big name casts as a substitution for good character writing, stop seeing them in theaters. more than that, instead of paying for these things, go pay for stuff you think IS well made or made by smaller creators. the entertainment industry is i think one of the only places where ‘vote with your wallet’ actually holds any real weight because none of these products are critical and a lot of them are very very easy to steal