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(To the beat of Jingle Bells)

Kuroo: Single bells!

Bokuto: Single bells!

Kuroo: Single all the way!

Bokuto: It's not that fun!

Kuroo: It's really dumb!

Kuroo & Bokuto: We'll probably just go gay!

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Tsukishima: I have very standards. You can't just ask me to choose someone one the spot-

Yamaguchi: *Trips over his own foot and falls into the supplies closet.*

Tsukishima:..

Tsukishima: I want that one.

Suga: Hinata, did you have fun trick-or-treating?

Hinata: YEAH! Look at all my candy!

Suga: Oh good! Now give it here, I have to check it first.

Hinata: Why?

Suga: Just to be safe-

Hinata: No! I'm gonna eat it right now!

Suga: No Hinata wait! Hey- HEY GET BACK HERE!

Suga: HINATA STOP RUNNING YOU LITTLE BRAT! IM TRYING TO PROTECT YOU!

Lev: [Gestures towards some pumpkins] Look at all these basketballs.

Yaku: For fucks sake Lev..

Kenma: Why did you even bring him?

Yaku rubbing his temples: I-.. I don't know.

Kenma:...

Yaku:....

Kenma:... I told you he was going to do that.

Yaku: I KNOW KENMA. I KNOW.

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Teacher: Hinata! What is the meaning of 'procrastination'?

Hinata:.. Eeeeh..

Hinata: ..I'll tell you tomorrow.

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-At an art museum.-

Daichi: [Looking at a few art pieces] Suga, look at this one. I- [turns around]

Daichi: ... What are you doing?

Suga looking at Daichi thighs: Looking at a master piece~

Daichi: Suga please, can't we have one normal date?

Suga: No.

Daichi: Is this the real reason you had me wear shorts?

Suga: Yes.

-The difference between Hinata and Yamaguchi-

Yamaguchi: [internally screaming]

Hinata: [externally screaming]

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Hinata laughing: You're horrible with names!

Kagayama: SHUT UP! I AM NOT!

Hinata: OH YEAH? What's the name of our number seven?

Kagayama: ITS-...

Kagayama: uh-...

Kagayama:..

Kagayama: Fuck.

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Kagayama: Ts-... Tsukishma!

Tsukishma: What do you want?

Kagayama: I need some.. advice.

Tsukishma: I'm not good at advice.

Tsukishma: How about a sarcastic comment instead?

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Akaashi: This isn't real.

Akaashi: Pinch me... I think I'm dreaming.

Bokuto: Got it!

Akaashi:...

Akaashi:... Bokuto.

Bokuto: Yeah?

Akaashi: You pinch people on the ARM Bokuto.

Bokuto: Yes and?

Akaashi:...

Bokuto:..

Akaashi: Get your hand off my ass.

Bokuto: OH.

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Kuroo: Lev, it's seven PM.

Lev: Yeah I know. [staring intently in front of him]

Kuroo: What the hell are you doing outside?

Lev: I threw a boomerang about five hours ago.

Lev: So far, it hasn't come back...

Kuroo: Uh-..

Kuroo: Why don't you just... go look for it?

Lev: I think I'll give it one more hour.

Lev: Just in case. [Glares into the distance]

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"Children please, we're in public."

- Sawamura Daichi every hour of every day.

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Yamaguchi: Hey Tsukki?

Tsukishima: [Reading a book]

Yamaguchi: Tsukki, I need something. [Pokes him]

Tsukishima:...

Yamaguchi: Tsukki! [Pokes him again]

Tsukishima:..

Yamaguchi: [Pokes Tsukishima repeatedly]

Yamaguchi: TSUUUUUUKKIIIIIIIII!!

Tsukishima: If you STOP poking me, I might just answer!

Yamaguchi: I said I need something!

Tsukishima: [Groans] What do you need?

Yamaguchi: [Pokes his nose]

Yamaguchi: Attention.

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Mattsun: Hey, Oikawa.

Mattsun: Come here a second.

Oikawa: Uh-

Oikawa: Alright..? What is it?

Mattsun: You see that out there?

Oikawa:..

Oikawa: There's nothing out there.

Mattsun: Exactly.

Mattsun: Those are the fucks I give.

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Tsukishima: Stop calling me a dinosaur.

Hinata: But you are one!

Yamaguchi: SHHHH! Hinata!

Yamaguchi: Be quiet and don't move...

Yamaguchi: He can't see us if we don't move..

Tsukishima: I regret showing you both my interests.

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Kagayama: YOU DUMBASS!

Hinata: HA! I've been called worst!

Kagayama: Yeah? Like what?!

Hinata: Your BOYFRIEND!

Kagayama: *Sexually triggered gasp*

Tanaka: Noya, what happened to your hair?

Noya:.. What happened to all of yours?

Tanaka:..

Noya:..

Tanaka:.. Touché.

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