Damning evidence â Daichi x reader
wc 846 â f!reader
requested by @cottonlemonade for A blast from the past, parenting edition<3
Your lips were pursed when your husband got home from work in the late afternoon, and you gestured for him not to take his uniform off. He had been working overtime to earn a bit extra for your sonâs upcoming school trip, but he would have to do a little work at home, too. âOur neighbour was just here.â
âThe one with all the cats or the one with the annoying tree,â Daichi asked, leaning in to peck your forehead in greeting before toeing off his shoes.
âThe one with the cats,â you confirmed, nodding slowly.
Daichi squinted at you. âAnd?â
âOne of those cats was missing when she came home from work. She had reasons to believe it was a catnapping.â Doing your best not to chuckle, you gave Daichi the information you had gotten from the lady before pointing over your shoulder and lowering your voice. âI think our son stole the cat.â
Daichiâs eyes widened. âWhat? Why?â
âThere was a very clear meow from his room when I knocked on the door asking if he wanted dinner before or after you got home. He said that he needed to do some homework. In other words, he asked me not to come in.â
You finally cracked, letting out a little snort of laughter at the same time as Daichi did, and you both spent a minute leaning on each other and snickering at your sonâs ridiculous crime. Daichi was quite hungry, so you also stopped by the kitchen for an apple and had a briefing on his day before you made your way to the stairs. âGood cop, bad cop?â you asked.
âIâm thinking cop,â Daichi pointed to himself, then to you. âMother.â
You snorted, waving him off. âYouâre an idiot.â
Daichi scoffed in insult, gesturing to his well-worn uniform and looking somewhat cocky in his next words. âIâm literally a cop.â
You knocked on your sonâs door, opening it despite his urgency in telling you to keep out. âWe have a warrant!â
Walking inside calmly, you just managed to see your son using his foot to push something under his bed before he turned to you like the young gentleman he was. âDad! âSup, how was work?â
âYou can address me as Officer Sawamura.â You did a double-take and looked at your husband with surprise, before following his lead.
âThe police came, theyâre investigating a catnapping. A kidnapping. Of a cat.â
âOh, thatâs a shame for real,â your son empathised. You nodded in agreement.
âA meow was reportedly heard from this room about an hour ago,â Daichi told him, pretending to read from the little notebook he had pulled from his uniform pocket. âWe have reason to believe you were involved in the kidnapping.â
Your son scratched the back of his head and used the tip of his slipper to draw patterns on the floor. âI donât know what youâre talking about. Maybe the cat distribution system found a new home for it.â
âEvidence number two.â By now, you were watching Daichi just as curiously as your son was watching nervously. âThe wrapper from a cat food packet. Found in the trash can downstairs.â
Your son chuckled awkwardly and looked at you. âDamn, mom. Didnât know you ate those.â
Holding a hand over your mouth, you pretended to be coughing to hide any hint of a snicker. âI donât.â
âSon, please be honest with us,â Daichi requested, finally done with the script he had made up while going up the stairs.
âThatâs pretty damning evidence, honey,â you added, walking over to your son and patting him on the back. âIs there a cat under your bed?â
Just as you said that, a grey cat made its way out from under the bed, licking its lips before meowing again. The boy sighed. âThere was.â
Daichi picked up the cat, scratching it around the neck. âWhy did you steal it?â
âI wanted to show this girl in my class. Her cat died, and sheâs been so sad about it,â he muttered.
You looked at Daichi with a pout, and he seemed equally moved by the purpose. âThatâs valiant of you, but you could have just asked to go pet the cats.â
Groaning, he rubbed his face with both hands. âI didnât even think of that.â
âReturn the cat before dinner. Tell her about the girl, sheâll forgive you right away,â Daichi instructed, a caring smile on his face. âAnd youâre grounded for the rest of the week, no computer except for doing homework.â
âFine.â He took the cat from his dad, huffing in annoyance before stomping down the stairs.
Daichi looked at you and wiggled his eyebrows. âWant me to make that two weeks?â he yelled.
Shaking your head affectionately, you gave your husband a big smooch on the lips before following your son down the stairs to get dinner started. Meanwhile, you wondered if Daichi remembered that time he cut his neighbourâs flowers with scissors to bring you a nice bouquet for your first date, back when you were teenagers. Like father, like son.
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-Daichi, the type of dad to buy the kids sweets behind your back if you've restricted them from having a sweet treat. When he's feeling like getting something good to eat, he feels like the kids should too. This means he's gonna scan the house to see if the coast is clear before taking them with him to get that dessert.
-Daichi, the type of dad to just love carrying the kids around. Especially the little ones. He'd have them sitting on his shoulders all the time. He lets them sit on his shoulders so much that they don't even want to walk anymore and just want their Dad to carry them.
-Daichi, the type of dad to fall for the kids' little pranks. Definitely when your kids fall asleep in the car so they can get carried into the house. He'd always think about how the kids must be tired instead of how he's getting played because they were too lazy to walk out of the car.
-Daichi, the type of dad to read the kids' bedtime stories. He'd let them sit on his lap while he's reading and pointing out the book's illustrations, teaching them the plot's significance till they get sleepy.
-Daichi, the type of dad to see his kids run up to him with arms open for a hug when he gets home from the police station. He's always so happy to see his children excited to greet their Dad getting back home after a long day of work.
-Daichi, the type of dad to always show up to your children's school events and games. He's proud to be a father of your children and he will show it through his actions and how he cares for them. Daichi definitely cheers the loudest for them and always rewards them after the event with something the kids would like to eat for dinner or just a treat.
-Daichi, the type of dad to definitely introduce the kids' first sport as volleyball. He'd occasionally play with them as well if he's off of work and feels like teaching them some new tricks or helping them improve. He also talks about his high school volleyball days for sure when the kids ask him why he loves volleyball so much.
-Daichi, the type of dad to have your kids know his friends as their uncles. They favor Uncle Sugawara for sure since he'd be over at your house the most to just hang with your husband and the kids. Theyâd call him the cool uncle. They'd also just love Asahi and think he's the super nice uncle, sometimes Asahi would fall for their pranks if heâs babysitting them.
-Daichi, the type of dad to give up a few hours of his day to help the kids on their school projects. This even means staying up late to help them with homework as well, making sure they understand the material for their next day of school .
-Daichi, the type of dad to loves taking family photos for memory's sake. This would for sure root before you even met him. Ever since your children were born he's literally the family photographer, dad, husband, and a cop.
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dilf!daichi sawamura x reader (fem) || n/sfw. mdni. shotgun (mention). pregnancy sex. sfw at first then the list devolves into naughtiness đ
âThe most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.â - theodore hesburgh
Daichi Sawamura swears by this sentiment.
His children (in birth order): Daddyâs Girl #1, Daddyâs Girl #2, Mamaâs Boy.Â
Tells people the kids got his good looks because you still have yours. Aww.Â
Poor Daichi laughs nervously every time he comes home to find that the girls have once again dressed their 3-year-old brother in a princess costume - complete with a tiara - and heâs got fake makeup all over his face and his son is just deadass standing there looking like Twisted Sister, Iâm done. đ
Youâre the âjust wait until your father gets homeâ mom.Â
His kids are so well-behaved though? Very good manners.Â
Unironic Dad of the Year candidate.Â
He may be strict but he loves and is so proud of his kids. Theyâll always have everything they need and a lot of what they want (though theyâll have to earn it as they get older).Â
âGo the fuck to sleep!â - Daichi Sawamura at least one night a week until all of his kids are over the age of 10.Â
OMFG DAD SNEEZES - so loud! If youâre minding your business quietly and he sneezes in the next room, you damn near jump out of your skin. âDAICHI! STOP SNEEZING SO LOUD!! YOU'RE SCARING THE CHILDREN!!â Daichi from the next room: âGOOD!!âÂ
You love this man so much.
Volleyball Dadâ˘ď¸
When his kids act up, they know theyâre in trouble because Daichi just stands there with his arms crossed over his chest, looking down at them with the most severe look in his eyes. It has the same effect it had on the team back at Karasuno.
His kids HATE driving lessons with him. Not only is he their protective father, heâs also a cop. Can you imagine? Poor things.Â
Teaches all his kids how to change a tire, especially his girls.Â
Domesticated af. Will clean, do laundry, cook, change the babiesâ diapers, and mow the lawn. Cooking is one of those mundane things he looks forward to doing with you while you feed each other tastes of what youâre making.
Expects the children to ask, âmay I please be excused?â before getting up from the dinner table.Â
He doesnât interfere with the inevitable sibling rivalries between his kids. If theyâre fighting over something heâll keep an eye on them, but wants to let them solve their own problems when possible. If it starts to get out of hand though, heâll step in.Â
Usually doesnât have to do much more than gruffly say âalright, thatâs enoughâŚâ and peace is restored.
His kids all love and respect their dad.Â
Heâs hard on them and pushes them to do their best. Has high expectations of them - work hard, stay out of trouble, make good grades, mind your curfew, obey your mother.Â
Daichi is observant and highly intuitive, so he can read his kids exceptionally well. If theyâre down about something or struggling somehow, he just knows.Â
And he knows just the right thing to say or do to give them guidance. He may not be very good at helping them navigate their emotions, but he gives practical advice in such a warm, loving way. And I think they actually appreciate that more than if he just talked about their feelings with them because they already get that from you. He listens to them but is relatively quick to help them move toward a practical solution in a validating way.Â
Daichi is so PROTECTIVE, ESPECIALLY OF HIS GIRLS.
Can we please take a moment to imagine and appreciate Daichi Sawamura with teenage daughters?Â
I pity the fools who take his girls out on dates - whether itâs their 1st date or 21st date makes no difference.Â
Need I remind you what he growled at Suga when Kiyoko held Sugaâs hands (in the dub)?Â
âWhatever you do to her, Iâll do to you.â
But when he said it to your daughterâs boyfriend, it was with a bone-crushing shake of the hand and a smile.
Heâs the dad that sits on the front porch with a shotgun laying across his lap while he waits on his daughter to get home. The boyâs car pulls up 20 minutes before curfew. She walks up and chuckles at him and says âOh, Daddyâ while patting his head before going inside.Â
But Daichi doesnât budge. He just sits there and narrows his eyes at her date, staring him down to assert his dominance until the boy quickly pulls away.
His daughtersâ boyfriends are soooo good to them, partly because they know theyâll end up naked in a ditch somewhere if theyâre not lol. Theyâre so scared of Daichi. Itâs cute. They always address him as âsirâ and âMr. Sawamuraâ.Â
Cries, sobs even at both his daughtersâ weddings.Â
He legitimately ugly cried at his first daughterâs wedding when she turned to him before he handed her off to her soon-to-be-husband and said, âYouâll always be the first man I ever loved. You taught me how I should expect to be treated by a man. I wonât let you down, Daddy.âÂ
Heâd been holding it together until that happened, then the levee broke and this grown ass police sergeant fucking LOST IT as she hugged him and kissed his cheek. (Like he did when Kiyoko brought back the teamâs âtobeâ banner omg he was so cute đĽšđ˘)
Omg his girls? D A D D Y â S G I R L S!! Even in adulthood theyâll throw their arms around his neck and kiss him on the cheek saying âI love you, Daddy!â when they come home to visit. Daichi always gets the biggest grin on his face when they do that.Â
Yes, heâs protective of them but he doesnât have to be. They learned from him what to expect from a gentleman and they wonât settle for anything less. And heâs so proud of them for that. He beams knowing that thereâs a part of him that shines through his girls that wonât let them be treated as anything less than ladies.Â
Dad Jokesâ˘ď¸ (I laugh so hard at dad jokes yâall ngl). But the kids groan when their father shamelessly laughs at his own jokes.Â
Sexiest motherfucking dad bod ever. I have yet to hear even a single person disagree with me on this. Itâs basically canon. But heâs so insecure about it? He needs you to occasionally wrap your arms around him from behind and grab his belly and tell him how much you love every last inch of his body because your man is still smokinâ hot.
His hairline might recede a little bit, but heâll have a full head of hair for the rest of his life.Â
During all 3 of your pregnancies, Daichi will 19388% buy you the things you crave. You want pickles and ice cream? Heâll cringe, but you can bet your sweet ass your husband will come home with a jar of pickles and a pint of Ben & Jerryâs with as much pride as a caveman who brought home fresh kill for his woman and unborn child.Â
âDaichi,â youâll whine, âI want a cheese and potato chip sandwich!âÂ
Heâs already IN the kitchen putting mayo, mustard, and cheese on bread before piling on a handful of chips and bringing it to you. Youâre carrying his child (quite beautifully he might add). The least he can do is feed your cravings (within reasonâŚif you crave dirt, he wonât be giving that to you).Â
He even tries a bite of your sandwich and is like âHmm! Thatâs pretty good, actually!âÂ
âRight? Itâs what the baby wants. Must be a Sawamura thingâŚâ
Speaking of babiesâŚ
â ď¸ NSFW AHEAD â ď¸
Daichi is upright and proper in public/around others but in the bedroom he turns into a beast. Making babies with him is so much fun??Â
You probably had all of them relatively young. âĽ30-ish?
Maybe you have a fourth kid later in your 30s because you slipped up and forgot your birth control. If not, itâs because Daichi got the old snip-snip.Â
He just loooooves to cum inside you. It just feels so intimate for him. If he has to pull out or wear a condom heâll feel less emotionally connected to you. Being inside you raw makes him feel so close and in tune with you.Â
Your husbandâs breeding kink game is STRONG. Each of the 3 times you told him you were pregnant he got hard. He was happy, yes, but also hard. So you said, âDaichi! Iâm pregnant!â And he smiled and looked at the various positive home tests, hugged you, kissed you, kissed you harder, rolling his tongue over yours.Â
His hands were all over you - your belly, your hips, your thighs, your ass. His brow was furrowed, eyebrows drawn downward as he backed you up against the bathroom counter. âDaichiiiiâŚâ you giggled as he picked you up and sat you down on the surface. Standing between your legs, he pushed his fingers inside your shorts and found your clit, making you gasp his name. âThatâs it. Thatâs my girl,â he breathed. âSay it again.âÂ
And you didâŚnot that you couldâve helped it the way he was touching you, the way he was pushing his thick fingers inside you. One of your hands gripped his flexing wrist while the other sought to steady yourself on the granite, sighing. Next thing you knew, your knees were crooked over his arms and your butt was nearly hanging off the counter as he fucked his cum into you while telling you youâre gonna have ALL his babies.
His breeding kink goes further than just getting you pregnant. He loves seeing you pregnant. Trust that your sex life is going to blow up when you start showing. Knowing youâre full with life because of him, because he filled you up with his seed makes Daichi F E R A L.
So pregnancy sex is gonna be a big thing with him.Â
Even in your third trimester, it happens often that Daichi comes home from work and latches onto your neck while his hands caress your belly. You giggle but heâs serious as he pushes against your bottom and you can feel him half hard already. âDaichi!âÂ
âCanât help it, babe. Need you. Now,â heâll growl. Heâll either bend you over the nearest surface and pull his cock out of his uniform to fuck you, or pick you up and carry you to bed before having his wicked way with you there. He gets so turned on, so into it that youâre crying out as he slams his hips against your ass while his blunt fingernails dig into your widened hips.
MORNING SEX !!
Morning quickies before the kids come knocking on your locked bedroom door. Daichi prefers to go slow and take his time, make you cum at least twice before he lets himself unload inside you. But, fuck, both of you are so horny for each other some mornings and after the kids are born, you know the kids will be waking up soon and knocking on your bedroom door. So neither of you waste any time. Whether he mounts you or you straddle him, whether Daichi makes love to you or fucks you raw makes no difference. Either way it is going to be INTENSE.
So there you have it. I hope you enjoyed the musings of my overactive imagination as it pertains to sexy Mr. Sawamura. What would you add? What would you take away? Let me know! Iâm curious!
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