Starving You is the Point: The Neuroscience of Hunger and Obedience in America
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Starving You is the Point: The Neuroscience of Hunger and Obedience in America

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Danny is an Alternative Universe version of bruce Wayne. They get switched through some hijinks and Danny is trying to be Bruce-like and just trying to act like a Good Dad to these children his alternate self has amassed (holy shit). Like, He's doing his best to attend school plays and parent-teachers conferences (because Alfred still reminds Bruce of all of them even if he says he can't make it) and is doing no batman stuff (because Danny is unaware there is even such thing as batman stuff).
Meanwhile, the children are 100% sure Bruce is a) possessed b) concussed c) hypnotized d) any and all of the above.
Danny woke up in a soft bed and stretched. He immediately wheezed as pain all over his body made itself known. Ugh. He must have tangled with Skulker again last night. But why didn't he remember it? And where were Tucker and Sam?
It was the thought of his partners who he usually woke up tangled with that brought his eyes open wide. He was in some kind of mansion, he could tell that immediately. Only rich fruit loop mansions had wood paneling like this. Had Vlad escaped and made another attempt at adopting Danny?
He growled as he slowly sat up. If Vlad had hurt Tucker or Sam he was going to imprison the fruit loop, vampire wannabe in the heart of a black hole.
Bruce woke up with the sound of two other people breathing next to him. He kept himself still and his breathing even as he tried to analyze his situation. He was definitely between two other warm bodies, both with their arms wrapped tightly around him.
While he wasn't wholly unfamiliar with a menage a trois from his wild playboy days prior to adopting Dick, his nights were never actually as wild as the paparazzi liked to pretend, and it had been a long time since he was willing to risk the safety of his kids by bringing multiple partners to his bed.
"It's ok, baby, we've got you." A deep voice murmured in his ear as the person to his left pulled him closer, then the arms across his chest tensed. "Wait, you're not Danny? Sam, wake up."
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Sleepy King
The Justice League Dark caught wind of a cult trying to summon the Ghost King. A being with power so terrible and great, that all of the chaotic Infinite Realms feared him. A true tyrant. Long ago it took the effort of ghosts equal to gods to seal him away into a permeant slumber.
And now this cult wishes to wake him and bring him to the living realm. It was a race against the clock to find the ritual site and all members were called on board, magic or not. Even Constantine looked stressed.
When he wakes, the boy is human. Dark haired. Blue-eyed.
...Bruce has a sneaking suspicion that this tyrant, whether consciously or unaware, is not unfamiliar to tactics of aggressive mimicry. It is a discomforting thought.
Still, soft, frail, and human-shaped, he looks as though he could be any one of Bruce's, Clark's, or possibly even Diana's children. The human-looking boy yawns, jaw cracking, arms stretching in the air. He slides off of the bed given to him, bare-footed. He pads over to the door with blanket still gripped in his fist. His eyes are half-lidded.
He still is, as far as Bruce can tell, mostly asleep.
Bruce debates with himself; what is better, that the boy knows that he is a prisoner, or that he is free to wander the Watchtower unheeded?
...Well, one of those issues, Bruce can fix. He clicks on the loudspeaker to the base. "Attention. The slumbering entity brought through to our reality yesterday at 1900 UTC is about to leave their temporary accommodations in the barracks. Do not engage unless you are conventionally invulnerable, or have permission from an upper member. Do not speak to them. Do not pass through the barracks until further announcements have been given."
Batman sweeps out of the monitor room without further notice to anyone. The boy had already reacted positively to his presence; the likelihood that further contact would put Bruce in danger is high, but not more than usual.
"Superman. With me."
Speaking to no one, as usual, feels performative— but Clark shoots him a thumbs up emoji on his communicator almost immediately. The image was followed up with a promise to meet him outside the barracks instead.
Fine. Bruce stalks off to find the boy, before any new supernatural incidents befall the Watchtower yet again.
Bruce clicks the door to one of the smaller kitchenettes. It slides open. Inside, Superman and the entity are nibbling on off-brand toaster pastries. Only Clark deigns to notice Bruce's entrance.
"There we are," Clark coaxes, taking the thing out of his mouth. It has been painted with pink frosting. The flavor is strawberry: an inferior flavor. "Get some calories in you. And look; here's my friend! He'll be able to help us out, so why don't you tell him your...problem?"
The boy keeps nibbling. His gaze doesn't shift. He looks dull, lifeless— until Clark gently nudges him, and he finally notices Batman in the room with him.
"I'm lost," the boy says, in a half-whisper. He's mumbling through his pop-tart. "Dad says you can help...?"
Clark winces, and Bruce would want to do the same in his position. None of them have ever asked royally supernatural entities to imprint on them, and yet now Bruce has a starfish for a son.
(Not that— not that Bruce begrudges Jarro's presence in his life. Jarro is an excellent, well-behaved child. Usually.)
"Of course." And Batman will help, of course. The faster they solve this new set of circumstances, the faster this boy will go back to whatever realm he came from, and leave Earth safe and sound. "What do you remember before you woke up here...?"
wait, no! I just realized there wasn't enough sleepy Danny in the other version I wrote. So take this instead (if you want, I'm not your dad).
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The boy keeps sleepily nibbling on his breakfast pastry as his brows furrow in concentration. It's a familiar look, one Batman has seen on all his children's faces the morning after a particularly grueling patrol, when they clearly haven't gotten enough sleep and yet still have to get up for school.
"I finished my homework and went to bed…" the boy eventually says.
Bruce just hums in acknowledgment, it seems this tyrant king is familiar enough with modern American culture to say something like homework despite supposedly being in a slumber for centuries. The boy blinks, brows even more furrowed, he can almost see the gears slowly turning in the boy's head. It's very convincing.
"Dad, what time is it?" the boy asks.
Clark flinches again, but covers it with a bright smile. "In what time zone?"
The boy frowns even more somehow, his whole face covered in faint wrinkles. He's looking up at Clark through squinted eyes, there's practically smoke pouring from his ears.
“It’s the weekend, don’t worry about school,” Batman cuts in before the boy can think on it any more. There’s no knowing what will happen when the entity finishes waking up.
The boy turns his bleary eyed, squinting gaze on Batman. “It is?”
“That’s right,” Clark agrees readily. “In fact, it’s a three day weekend.” Today is actually Friday, so that’s a pretty good cover. Clark lifts the drooping pastry back to the boy’s mouth, he absently takes a bite as he mulls over the new information.
“Mr. Lancer said I’d fail math if I missed another test.”
Batman and Clark look at each other over the boy’s head, what an odd thing for a powerful immortal tyrant king to worry over. Either he was a very good actor, or something more was going on here.
“Well then, we’ll have to make sure you get to school on time on Monday, but right now it’s the weekend.”
“Weekend,” the boy mumbles sleepily before yawning wide, his hand half up in a pale imitation of politely covering his mouth. It’s no where near close enough to hide the sharp fangs in the boy’s mouth.
“You clearly need more sleep,” Batman says. With his half asleep state he almost wonders why the boy woke up at all.
“Clearly,” Clark agrees readily. “How about we get you back to bed?”
“But…” the boy’s brows furrow as he tries to concentrate, “what about… I’m lost?”
“It’s alright,” Clark reassures as he guides the boy to stand up. “We’ll still be here when you wake back up, you’re obviously too tired to deal with this right now anyway.”
“Dad?” The boy asks as he allows Clark to herd him back towards the room he’d been put in.
“It’s alright, it’s the weekend, remember? And growing boys need their sleep.”
“Gonna be tall as you someday,” the boy mumbles as he shuffles back to his borrowed room. Once there Clark sets about tucking the boy back in, Batman watching from the doorway. The boy seems to drift off quickly once he’s tucked back in, still clinging to his chosen blanket (Batman’s cape) rather than sleeping under it. Batman tries not to think about the implications.
Clark gives the boy’s hair one last pet and a whispered “Good night,” before leaving, floating out the door so he wouldn’t make a sound. They both quickly move down the hallway before saying a word.
“Oracle, did you get that?”
“There are a lot of schools, and Lancer is a pretty common last name.”
Batman sighs, he knew that would be the answer.
“What do you suspect?” Clark asks as they re-enter the kitchenette, Clark already tidying after himself.
“Would you expect an undead all powerful tyrant king from another dimension to worry about passing math class or finishing homework?”
Clark paused and winces, “I suppose not. But he is the king.”
“He is,” Batman agrees, “I just worry he may also be a boy who was used in a ritual against his will. We only arrived at the end, we don’t know if a host or sacrifice was placed in that circle.”
Clark sighs as his shoulders droop, “I was afraid you would say that. If that’s what’s going on it complicates things.”
“Hn,” Batman agrees.
“Any word from Constantine? Surely he’s done inspecting the remains of the ritual by now.”
“He’s still searching for a containment device for the king.”
“Found one, actually.” Constantine walks into the room, tossing what appears to be a travel mug up in the air and catching it.
Clark frowns, “Did you stop for coffee on the way?”
“Nah, mate, this is a ghost containment device guaranteed to hold even the ghost king.” He holds the mug up and points to a button on it, “Just take off the cap, point, and click.”
“We may have an issue, I believe the ghost king has been summoned into a host,” Batman says before they can get too far.
Constantine curses, “Of course, why would the bloody cultists make this easy for us?”
“I think I found him,” Oracle says over the comm.
Batman brings up his holographic wrist computer and holds it up so Clark and Constantine can also see. He switches Oracle to speaker, “Go ahead.”
A picture of a middle aged, balding man appears on the screen. “Mr. Ron Lancer, vice principal and teacher at Casper High School, Amity Park, Illinois. He teaches several subjects, including math. Of note is one of his students,” the picture changes to show a very familiar teenage boy, “one Mr. Daniel Fenton, who’s in danger of failing most of his classes. School started fifteen minutes ago and he is currently marked as an unexcused absence.”
Constantine whistles, “Sure picked him, looks like he could right blend in with any of your lot. Either lot.”
“Also, worth noting Daniel’s father, Jack Fenton.” The images changes to a family photo, including a large man who one might mistake for Clark if half asleep.
Clark sighs in relief, “So he just mistook me for his father.”
“But that leaves us with a problem, how do we remove the ghost king from the boy without harming him?”
The other two quiet at Batman’s question, both Clark and Batman looking to Constantine for the answer. “Right, let me get a look at the kid first. See what I’m working with.”
Batman simply stalks off, trusting the other two to follow him. He quietly open’s the door to the boy’s, Daniel’s, room and peeks in. Daniel snorts, but doesn’t seem to wake. Batman motions for Constantine to head in while Batman and Clark wait out in the hall, hovering in the doorway.
Constantine stops in the middle of the room, hand held out to make some kind of sign as he looks down at the sleeping boy. “Well, that’s interesting.”
Ooh!
Wonder what Constantine sees now that he didn't see at the summoning site.
Also, Batman better already be planning to get Danny's absence excused. They cannot let the boy fail math because he got kidnapped.
So I ended it there last time because this could go in several directions (Danny wakes up and sees the thermos, danny wakes up thinks it’s all a dream and sleepily rambles secrets, danny doesn’t wake up but something else happens, etc). I'm choosing this one, but if you wanna take it in another direction feel free.
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Daniel's face scrunches up and he makes a kind of groaning sound. John quickly backs up, motioning Clark forward. Knowing this boy simply mistook him for his actual father rather than some kind of interdimensional cosmic horror imprinting on Clark makes this both easier and harder.
“Uuuugh, what stinks?”
“I'm not sure what you mean, son.”
“Danny,” Bruce whispers softly.
“Smells like rotten eggs,” Danny mumbles sleepily, already falling back asleep with John out of the room.
“We were just cleaning out the fridge, go back to sleep.”
“Did the hotdogs start a war again?” Danny slurs. At least that's what Clark thinks the boy said. He pays it no mind as Danny's breathing evens out, sometimes dreams are just weird like that.
Clark carefully tucks Danny back in, then just as carefully leaves the room as quietly as possible. They can't risk letting the boy wake up, not until John finds a way to do something about the king.
They all move back to the kitchenette, where John tucks the travel mug out of sight in one of his deep pockets.
“You're not gonna like this,” John starts with a tired sigh. He's already tucking a cigarette, unlit, into his lips. He's also fiddling with a lighter, though they all know he knows better than to actually use it.
“Tell us,” Bruce demands, the lenses of his cowl narrowed to mere slits.
“That kid is dead as a doornail.”
Clark closes his eyes in grief, they really were too late. He listens to the slow, steady heart beat just a few rooms over, knowing that even though the body is clearly still alive that’s not what John is talking about.
“He's also fully hale and alive. My guess is the ritual killed him and the ghost king possessing him is keeping him alive. Won't know for sure without a closer look.”
Bruce frowns, “But?”
“But the kid being asleep might be the only thing keeping Pariah Dark asleep, since he was pulled straight from the Sarcophagus of Eternal Slumber. And I can't risk getting a better read without waking him up again.”
“Rotten eggs,” Clark says. “He said he smelled rotten eggs.”
“Sulfur,” Bruce adds. Not that he needs to, they all know what that means.
John nods, “He can smell the demon on me. Best if I don't get close, we can call up others to come look at him though.”
“There's only so long he'll sleep,” Bruce says ominously. “Even teenagers only sleep so long, at most maybe two hours.”
“Problem is the kid's some kinda undead now,” John replies. “No knowing how he'll react to tranqs or sleep spells. Could put him out, could do nothing and us making a fuss would wake him, could put the kid to sleep and wake up Pariah.”
Clark sighs, “So in short, we're on an unknown time crunch to figure out how to safely remove the ghost king from this boy without waking either of them up and without killing the boy in the process.”
“Got it in one, mate.”
“There’s a further complication,” Bruce says. Likely he’s about to share some of the information Oracle has been feeding him off and on this whole time, just quiet enough that Clark would have to concentrate to listen in, but he’d rather concentrate on the soft breathing of the boy just down the hall. They can’t afford to be surprised by his waking. “Amity Park advertises itself as the most haunted town in America.”
“It don’t take being the world’s greatest detective to connect being haunted with the king of all ghosts.” John sighs and looks up at the ceiling. “Alright, plan?”
Clark looks to Bruce, he is their best strategist after all.
“Constantine, contact whoever you can. Superman, keep an eye on Danny. I’ll put together a quick presentation covering all the most important information Oracle is currently digging up, it seems the cult chose Danny as the ghost king’s host very carefully.”
“Right. Great. Wonderful. Splendiferous.” John sighs one last time, “Alright, I’m going to get as far away from the poor sod as I can and get on calling in back up.” John leaves without another word.
Before Bruce can leave, Clark turns to him and asks, "Do we tell his parents?"
Bruce breaths a little heavier, his shoulders drooping ever so slightly, the closest he'll allow himself to showing emotion while in the cowl. "What can we tell them at this point?"
(continued here)
Sleepy King Nanenna Masterpost
The original post is getting a bit long so I'm posting this here to make things a little easier. Less scrolling for returning readers at least.
This boy can fit so much eepy Branch Original Post (long post) This Meeting Could've Been an E-mail This Phone Call Could've Been a Text This Phone Call Could've Been the Start to a Beautiful Partnership This Stream of Consciousness Could've been an Epiphany This Group Chat Could've Been a Meeting This Montage Could've Been a Beach Episode This Blind Panic Could've Been a Q&A Session This Migraine Could've Been an Intercom Announcement This Conversation is Exactly as it Should've Been A Brief Look from a Different Angle This Ending is Some Other Ending's Beginning
BAMF Fenton Parents Branch Original Post (long post) A Bit of Detective Work Detective Work on the Other Side Meeting the Mayor The Best Laid Plans Jeez Louise This is a Mess Let's Wrap this Up, Folks
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DPxDC Prompt where Danny, Sam, and Tucker know more about Bruce Wayne's life than they'd ever like to, thanks to Sam being forced to attend several Wayne galas, and overhearing entirely too much gossip from her parents. They know that Bruce Wayne has adopted three sons, all of which have black hair and blue eyes.
When things start to get worse in Amity, they sometimes joke that Danny should be the next Bruce Wayne adoptee. Danny laughs along with the jokes, adding fuel to the fire. One way or another, there's eventually a bet.
It's a stupid thing, sticking his neck out in Gotham to try and get Bruce Wayne to notice and adopt him (when he already has parents…), but Danny's here for the chaos. He's not sure what he'll do if he succeeds, except for maybe fake his death and run like hell.
Only… somewhere along the line, Danny starts to… actually feel welcome and safe.
This is what popped up into my lil head, because Dog curses me with ideas I suppose.
But I'm imagining at first Danny just goes on the weekends, starting off in short bursts. Just to see if he'll even grab Bruce Wayne's attention.
Then, when he realizes his parents don't notice that much, he begins to push the boundaries. He goes for longer spans of time, always coming home for the school week.
But when summer comes? He starts telling his parents that he'll be at Sam's or Tucker's, but they hardly acknowledge it. Just a, "Sounds good Dann-o!" or "Stay safe Danny."
Just to test it, he goes to Gotham for a full twenty-four hours without telling his parents. No call, no text, and no wrath when he comes home. They didn't notice.
Things got worse. As they usually do, especially if ignoring the problem. Danny gets frustrated with his parents. He wanted a weekend to himself (to Gotham). They weren't this insistent when he was gone for a WHOLE MONTH. And that was the wrong thing to burst out in front of his parents. Now he spends his days doing homework in the lab, or helping them with their inventions. Both doting on him. But.. its not what he wanted. The inventions "malfunction" around him and his parents were "trying" not to point fingers at him. They genuinely did want Danny to interact more, but after another laser set off at him, he was allowed to go upstairs. It sucked. Yes, he was grateful they wanted to try, but he wished it was without ghosts. Especially when they're building devices to vaporize him. So it hurt. They didn't mean to, but that didn't matter. It was painful to be near them, in more ways than one. Everyone started to notice Danny's mood too. He wasn't as witty with his puns, he couldn't crack a joke to save his life, he barely smiled. Dash had lost interest in bullying because he said, "It's not fun when it feels like kicking a puppy." Even the ghosts were losing interest. Danny didn't entertain them. Skulker was disappointed and went home when the "thrill of the hunt" wasn't there. Technus was trying his best to get Danny to play along, even moving him like strings on a puppet, before coughing out "Well this is awkward." Then he left, pouting up. Sam even made a grave joke to try and lighten Danny up, then shared a look with Tucker when Danny didn't react to it and just flew home. He wasn't able to go to Gotham, until he fucked up. Again. Apparently, being stuck in a lab with his parents, day in and day out was even worse than he had thought. He had gotten home from school, nabbing Box Ghost in between classes, he was one of the few ghosts that didn't get the memo- when his parents excitedly was showing Danny their newest invention. "The... toaster?" "Not just any toaster, Danny boy!" "Not a toaster, Jack-" "Right- these are actually goggles that allow the user to see ghosts that are possessing bodies. So even if a ghost is hiding in someone, We'll FIND it. Just one click and-" And with one flick of a switch, that was it. Danny dragged his feet, hand over his stomach as he settled on the old mattress. He let out a deep sigh as he plopped down. His Fenton phone ringing as soon as he sat. So quickly, he dropped his bag and answered the phone. "Danny, you ok?" Sam asked. "Yeah. I'm in Gotham." "You sure that's a good idea?" Tucker asked, "What if.. y'know." "Considering my parents are searching for me, I think its better I'm as far away as possible." Danny started digging for his medical supplies. "Besides, I've been gone for months. What's the likely chances he finds me tonight?" "Zero to none." Batman stood in the broken window frame. His frown saying it all.
If Sam or Tucker would to ask later on, Danny would say he reacted rather well to Batman showing up.
He'd never admit that Sam and Tucker were correct when they reported later that they heard a 'squawk' and then whooshing air as Danny reflexively threw his phone at Batman. Because that did happen. Not at all.
Batman did not catch his phone with ease and Danny did not stumble off the mattress and almost forget to grab his bag as he moved to get away.
He was every so graceful as he stumbled away into the bathroom and absolutely did not bang his knee on the door while slamming it shut.
Danny turned the flimsy bathroom lock as if that wouldn't even be able to keep a duck with enough determination out. But still, some part of him had hope that holding his breath with his back to the door would make Batman go away.
Knock. Knock. Knock.
Shit. "Uh, occupied!" Danny called out as he slid down the door and began to ruffle through his bag for something that would help.
There was no window to climb out of the bathroom and Danny didn't think he'd be able to go intangible without fucking something else up inside. Also, it still hurt to use any powers at the moment. He'd probably pass out and end up stuck in a wall again.
The thermos. One more ecto-dejecto. Fully stocked med kit. Snack bars. A jacket. Some cash.
There was another knock.
"OCCUPIED!"
Maybe he could hit Batman with the thermos really hard. Just some good old blunt trauma. It could work...maybe.
Knock.
"Did anyone ever teach you manners? The bathroom is occupied, so go use another one!" Danny yelled. "I'm sure there is one in a completely different building, so goodbye!"
There was a pause and for one blissful moment Danny though it actually worked.
"Are you okay?" Danny was thrown off by how soft Batman's voice was, but he shook his head and grabbed the med kit to continue what had been so rudely interrupted before.
Danny injected the last ecto-dejecto and started to grab the bandages. "Yup, I'm good. A-okay. Peachy Keen." He winced as he pulled his shirt from his stomach, the blood making it stick more than he would have liked.
"You're bleeding," Batman said, and Danny held back a snort. If course, he was bleeding, getting a bit close to a scalpel held by his parents was messy business.
"Well, obviously," Danny snarked back, "that happens when I'm on my period." Then he froze. Shit. He and his fucking smart mouth. It was a habit to make this joke all the time with Sam and Tucker, even for something as simple as a nose bleed. Danny hadn't even fucking come out to someone who'd didn't already know from before. But this wasn't them, this was Batman. Danny hadn't even told Bruce after the man had been nothing but nice to him for months, and a few of his kids were openly queer.
Would he take it as a joke? But the silence was telling. Was Batman transphobic? Were there such things as transphobic vigilantes? Were the others transphobic?
Suddenly, the bathroom felt too small, the lack of a window of any sort and the pain in his core was choking him. His stomach turned and it twisted in pain other than from the existing wounds.
He felt sick. His arms felt shaky and Danny didn't think he'd be able to get off the floor.
When Batman spoke again and it made Danny tense before hissing out in pain that lanced through his stomach. "Do you need anything?"
"For you to leave."
"I can't do that."
Danny scowled and knocked his head against the door in fustration. "I didn't do anything wrong. So you can go and beat up the Mustard Guy or something and leave me the fuck alone. Isn't that what you're supposed to do? I bet you're missing the Bat Signal, which is really rude, honestly what is up with your manner. Go. I'm good. Perfectly fine."
"Let me help you."
Nope. No. Danny didn't want any help. His parents thought they were helping. Their help hurt. Danny just wanted to be alone. He wanted to go home.
Suddenly, the door knob was turning, and Danny cursed the flimsy lock and the fact that it wouldn't stop a damn thing. He tried to scoot away from the door, ignoring how his bloody hands smeared on the dirty tile and cabinet under the sink. But the time the time the door fully opened, revealing the ominous figure of Batman, Danny was tucked away in the corner of the tub and toilet. One of his hands raised ready with the thermos and the other holding out a plunger pointed at Batman.
“Ancients, I know a butler who would hate your manners.” Danny admonished. “They're fucking trash and you should be ashamed of yourself.”
Batman stood still and silent, and Danny couldn't help the way his breaths had become quicker or how his arm shook, holding the plunger. He tightened his grip when Batman finally moved. It was odd seeing this overwhelming presence become smaller as Batman crouched down. His hands splayed out open in a placating manner that Danny hated how it actually helped him feel a bit better. His cape pooled around him, but Batman swept it to the side, revealing that nothing else other than an impressive utility belt was there.
“What’s their name?”
Danny narrowed his eyes “Alfred and you better leave, he has the special ability of popping up whenever needed. He'd kick your ass.”
Danny didn't know how but he knew that Batman was a little amused despite his facial expression barely twitching.
“Is that so?” Batman asked and Danny's desire to hit him with the thermos grew.
“Yes, and you stole my phone so he'll get the police too.”
At this time, Batman tilted his head, and Danny would guess that one of the man’s eyebrows was raised underneath his cowl. “You…threw your phone at me.”
Danny flushed. “Did not. You. Stole. It.” He said, using the plunger to emphasize each word. “See, no manners.”
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@tourettesdog honestly your prompts always get stuck in my head <3
@tourettesdog THE REST OF IT(...for now👀) hazah
Batman made a little hum and raised one of his hands. The palm was facing out as with the other one, he gestured towards his utility belt. Only after a moment did he open one of the little pockets and pull out Danny's phone. “The call ended shortly after you th- after I stole it.” Batman held out the phone.
AHHHH!!! YOU ALL!!! I love this so much. Just-- I'm loving the progression of this. Of Danny just being this stray cat of a child, slowly falling in step with this family. And then the upheaval of a bad reveal driving him away from his own family 🥺💜
And omg the entire scene with the plunger is gold, Atiya 😂💜
@tourettesdog HAHAHAH here have some more *throws it at you lovingly*, this officially now has a google doc folder, i really have too many wips <3
Apparently, despite Batman's stellar stitching skills -or so he claimed- it was decided that Danny would see an actual doctor.
My friend, you wrote the boy. Least you could do is be fair to him. He scared and hurt and bleeding profusely and just escaped experimentation and just all around not doing very well right now. If criticizing Batman's manners is how he's coping, there are worse ways.
Also, Danny pretending Batman came into the bathroom without knocking even though he very much did knock, repeatedly. Just like how he 'stole his phone' hm?
XD True, I did write the boy 🙈, gotta love putting Danny in situations and having him cope with it in very interesting ways. And for some reason, I've decided on him being very focused on manners 😌
Though, poor Batman being falsely accused of such heinous crimes of stealing a phone (it was thrown at him, your honor 👩⚖️) and coming in without knocking (objection✋🏼 your honor, he clearly knocked).
Either way. Both are handling the situation as best as they could be XD
The bubble is nigh.
Say it with me folks:
“Eat the rich” means 1%ers and billionaires
middle class is closer to poverty than being a multimillionaire
“The rich” does NOT include children of billionaires (come on we’re at least slightly better than the plagues of Egypt)
Upper middle class children SHOULD NOT feel guilt over having money
Being aware of privilege and using your privilege to help others IS NOT a guilt trip
Constantly feeling guilty helps no one
Billionaires, however, should feel guilty over hoarding wealth.
Upper middle class is NOT rich
Black Lives Matter
Trans rights are human rights
My uncle was one of the top surgeons in the country. He was upper middle class definitely. When he got cancer, his insurance didn’t cover all the treatments he would need and after 5 years he drained his savings on cancer treatments (while still working most of that time) and eventually died because he couldn’t afford the expensive treatments that might have saved him.
If you are upper middle class and you get sick, it will likely bankrupt your family. It’s fucked.
For all of the idiots in the notes ^
Honest to god - even if you make 6 figures a year? you're closer to poverty than true wealth. Check your shit and remember who your real allies and enemies are guys.
A 6 figure income is a lot right? That’s say: 223,000 dollars a year Which is 112 dollars an hour. Most people would consider that upper middle class. That’s enough money to have a nice house, go on fun vacations. That’s slight more than the average doctor makes.
223,000 dollars is what Jeff Bezo makes in a minute
the well-off and the rich are not the same.
There was a wonderful study done about 15 years ago I think, that shows that people cannot accurately identify their income bracket. Most people who own a home think they are upper middle class when in fact they are closer to the poverty line. Even people living well below poverty often identify as middle class. The wealth gap is even worse now. I wonder if anyone actually knows their financial standing.
This post is from 2020. Things did not improve.
Being critical of your interests is sooooo fun when you have the critic gene & then you sound kind of insane to the average tv watcher when you're like "this is my favorite show, It's Racist" & then you try to clarify what you mean & get that [Speech (legendary) - FAILURE] "the racism is really interesting though"
[Speech (legendary) - SUCCESS] I find the sociopolitical context of pulpy old sci-fi born circa the civil rights movement really fascinating to analyze especially when it was progressive for its time but still reveals the writers' unexamined biases in the subtext
Them: So you're saying its bad and I shouldn't watch it?
Me: I mean depends on your tolerance for this type of racism, but like I said it's my favourite show, it def has some great parts if you're up for it.
Them: Oh so it's not racist.
Me: It absolutely is.
Them: So you're saying racism is ok??
Me: No.
[ID: a reply from @jingerpi that says:
when you become sufficiently woke (literal meaning) your options are to always be miserable about everything forever or to find intrigue in case studies of racism as illustration of the society that made them
/end ID]
Okay, we got a new one, boys.
Close enough welcome back Chekov's gun.
Prev you can’t bury this in your own tags
I also like the idea of showing something as a problem before it’s shown as a strength. Almost every character trait has two sides, and by showing the “bad” side first, it sets things up to not only make sense, but to also be very satisfying.

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you'd think that "inhuman thing that isn't a person but speaks like a person and talking to it will slowly drive you mad" would only be found in folktales and fables and so on. but no. chatgpt
If I were an ethical time-traveler, or a society of time-travelers, who had gone to the great trouble of embedding certain myths deep into the minds of humanity through the careful cultivation of story through the oral tradition, in order specifically to convince humans not to create AI, I'd be so freaking mad right now
I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out
I raise u
Trainer Alex wants to battle!
I add
please consider
A new challenger enters the stage
how about…
I present:
Fuck you
I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...
these things exist on a spectrum from untrue to straightforwardly racist btw. so if we could retire them forever that'd be nice.
“Love Languages” are just common couples therapy techniques mangled and repackaged by an unqualified homophobe. Relationships generally need all 5 love languages to be fulfilled, which is to say, everybody needs to communicate with, spend time with, and do things for their partners, and that’s got nothing to do with any special way you communicate affection.
MBTI has been proven completely ineffective at predicting anyone’s success at a particular job, and half the people who take it twice will get different results. Reputable psychologists do not recognize it, and the company that owns the rights to it uses it to scam people. People don’t adhere to strict binaries in basically anything. Very few people are going to be exclusively introverted or extroverted. It’s just astrology repackaged as pseudoscience. Shockingly enough, you can’t boil the complexity of the human experience down to a dozen Types of Guy.
The concept of IQ is flawed from the start— “intelligence” is an abstract concept that encompasses many different skills, from social intelligence to emotional intelligence to the very narrow kind of problem solving intelligence IQ tests generally measure for. It cannot predict how fast you learn, how much you know, or how logical and well read you are. It mostly measures how good you are at solving puzzles. Coincidentally, it’s also a pretty good predictor of income and education level, take a guess why. Most people’s IQ will change throughout their lives, because it’s inconsistent bullshit we’ve only held onto this long because we’re still kinda hoping we can breed the ubermensch. IQ tests and the way they attempt to categorize people are explicitly eugenicist and racist.
BMI was developed by a man known as the grandfather of eugenics, who first of all was a mathematician, not a doctor, and second never intended the formula to be used to categorize individuals. It’s intended to give a rough estimate of obesity in populations, and it’s not even good at that. It hangs around because of fatphobia and insurance companies who want it as an excuse to charge fat people more.
The study which determined people’s prefrontal cortex was still developing at 25… stopped measuring at 25. Evidence suggests your brain probably never stops developing. Stop infantilizing grown adults. This is a branch off from the larger mess of misinformation surrounding fMRIs.
If you haven’t put together what all these things have in common yet, here’s the moral of the story: STOP TRYING TO CATEGORIZE PEOPLE. STOP TRYING TO PUT PEOPLE IN A GODDAMN BIOLOGICAL HIERARCHY. EUGENICS IS BAD, AND WILL ALWAYS BE BAD, NO MATTER WHO’S DOING IT.
Please please please don't click those phishing texts

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I will always add the follow up to this.
10k enemies to lovers slow burn
Bront redemption arc
hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this
the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.
FOUND IT
Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series
and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit
thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected
I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema
I dont think thats the whole photoset…. I found one more
But from what i can gather thats Crystal Thierry, also known as page73girl. Who seems to have been a model for the now defunct biggestletdown.com…
But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it
this is far more than “random person in 2005ish creates surreal visual narrative” - let’s go deeper down the rabbit hole, shall we?
to Immanentize the Eschaton means to bring about utopian conditions and create heaven on Earth
the phrase is first cited in the Discordian religious text, Principia Discordia (1963), for whom Discord (aka Eris) is goddess:
the first line of Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea’s 1975 The Illuminatus! trilogy: “It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.”
in Frederik Pohl’s The Eschaton Sequence (1997 - 1999), the human race is caught up in a galactic war between two alien races attempting to immanentize the eschaton
in Ken Macleod's The Stone Canal (1997), one of the chapters is “Another crack at Immanentising the Eschaton”
Crystal Thierry’s (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company
here’s what the warning in the image says btw because i wanted to read it but it was too blurry so i had to spend several minutes hunting for a version with better resolution, so I’m posting it here so nobody else has to make that same journey
“DO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOU’RE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD”
also just noticed the labels on the dials on the left side of the device’s control panel:
“MAYHEM” and “DESTRUCTION” are both turned all the way up
As they should be. Can’t make paradise without scrambling a few universes.