I only have excellent ideas

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

in monster high universe you can get horrormone replacement therapy. there's hextrogen and testostegroan

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

Lessons from the 90s that children today need

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

Haven't been online much. Been going through some shit. Watched Season 10 of Love Is Blind (Ohio edition), as I was actually one of the contestants this year, and discovered that they cut out all the scenes that had me in them. Fucking fine. None of those other assholes even gave a shit about the muppets no matter how much I talked about them in the pods, and production didn't like that I wore Joker makeup every day. They made me leave filming early because I "wasn't connecting with any of the other singles" and I was "pretty much freaking everyone out." Whatever. I'm going to burn down the village to feel its warmth