Bitch I Want My Damn ATM Card

New York is the greatest person to ever hit television!

This was peak reality tv

Oh my sweet baby Jesus.

The happiness I feel right now is amazing

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING AND WAITING FOR THIS GODDAMN POST TO COME BACK AND THIS TIME IM FUCKING REFERENCING IT 

!!!!

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

Emily Carroll

I reblog this every time I see it, because the part that makes this so horrific to me, is that the room is a direct callback to Goodnight Moon. It takes this memory of safety and security and turns it directly upside down and I love it.

hey so Emily Carroll is my absolute favorite horror artist and her stories are some of the greatest things i’ve ever had the ghastly pleasure to read. many of her comics are free online, such as the classic His Face All Red

That time of the year again

“You threw a turkey at me” 😂😂

I love white ppl😍

White peoples live lifetime movies 😂😂😂

LMAO bitch my sides hurt

@whitepeopledoingdumbshit

Honestly? I’m the “go eagles” at the end lol

I’m thankful he didn’t stop recording 😂😂

Was waiting for this

Yoooooooooo . Lmfaoooo I love white people 😅😂😂

Me as a parent just fucking bothering my baby

My friends have done it and it works!

My friends have done it and it works!

I am having a seizure trying to read all of these

I can’t wait until money isn’t an issue.

Omg yes😩

Financial freedom🙏🏽😣🙌🏽

This is a frequent thought of mine.. reblog!

sumtimes u jus gotta accept da fact that u emotionall n sof!!!!