WTFML

when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

I want a slow burn, but I will complain impatiently the whole time

before spotify wrapped comes out, y’all gotta realize that i went through approximately 20 personality changes and am not responsible for whatever song i looped for seven hours

“you changed” yeah i'm hotter now

stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

my tits are too pretty for this. for all these agonies.

the war flashbacks I just had of when people were making OTP art of tumblr and 4chan god help me repress this again