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Sloane does not believe that her U.S Open check is for $3.7 million dollars.
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It's time
remember when we were all so fucking hyped about this. what the fuck are we supposed to do now
Three years into the water crisis
And nobody gives a sh*t
i only heard about this 2 months ago. its been 3 years????
Remember this started because Snyder switched Flint from a freshwater mountain lake to the polluted Flint River simply to allow his wifeâs company to use the lake for bottling instead. This is a manufactured crisis of corruption and capitalism.
Also remember that the pipes corroded because they refused to pay for the chemical used to make the water less acidic.
Remember that when the first E. coli outbreak from the water popped up, the city hall was given water coolers by the state, free of charge, all while denying that the water could be unsafe to drink.
Remember that, despite having a huge budget surplus and a ârainy day fund,â set aside that could easily cover the cost of relocating the residents by buying their houses/paying their debt, or could cover a large chunk of the cost of replacing the pipes, the state has decided to continue to only put in the minimal amount of effort.
Remember that flint is majority POC, majority impoverished, and is still being faced with crippling water bills from the Detroit water supply company, where they are often charged $50 a month just to use the service, on top of the cost of their water bill.
Remember that there will now be an entire generation of children who will now be damaged by lead poisoning and damage from the multitude of neurotoxins.
Remember that this is what privatized natural resources looks like. Remember that these people are being punished for having the audacity to dare to be poor in an economy that wonât let them be anything but.
At every level, this has not been a mistake.
The State and City are most upset that people know its happening and are resisting nation-wide.
But if we lose focus they lose even the small amount of aid theyâve managed to get.
This is how they do it. Itâs a siege on the public empathy. Eventually we become numb to the problem and despair. Or something bigger happens.
Then its business as usual again.
Donât forget Flint
boot up, Bitch
Boot up, Bitch!
MOOD! #2019goals
âBoot up, bitch!â is an affirmation
Y'all better take that energy into 2020 and stop playing
#BootUp2020
in case anyone thinks this means âtoughen upâ Those boot covers are tools. those spikes arenât an inherent part of the boots your friends, your family, meds if you need them, therapy, healthy life changes when you can, these things are your boots get your boots on and climb those stairs at your own pace, aka: Boot Up, Bitches! Weâre making 2020 the year we recover
Thank you for that last addition. I always disliked the flippant nature of this post, but thatâs a really good take.
Pretty sure that generation has been dead for awhile but ok, pretend one thing has something to do with another
The end of Jim Crow laws was in the 1950â˛s. The first black student to attend a formerly all white school was Ruby Bridges in 1960.Â
Here she is being walked to school under the protection of Federal Marshals because angry white people were ready to harm or kill her.Â
Here she is in 2010, eight years ago.Â
The generation that enforced segregation is not dead, fucko. They were our fuckin grandparents, and it was not that goddamn long ago.Â
Google is free.Â

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cat: hey you gonna eat that?
human: uh, thatâs a rat. Theyâve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We donât eat them, they eat our food.
cat: free game then. Cool.
human: be my guest.
cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.
humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just donât get stepped on.
cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I donât want predators finding them.
human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.
cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.
human: Iâm ok with this.
HEY JUST TO REMIND EVERYONE: CATS DOMESTICATED THEMSELVES AND WE ARE JUST LUCKY THAT THEY CHOSE TO HAVE US IN THEIR LIVES
kinda mad because op managed to summarize the domestication of cats in a single post what it took me a 10+ page research paper to explain
itâs #notmyariel bullshit all over again đ¤Śđžââď¸đ¤Śđžââď¸ *a certain demographic* can go choke
UmmmâŚ.
Eartha Kitt played Catwoman Iâm 1967.
And there is also
She played Catwoman in 2004.
So fake fanboys can shut the fuck up. Not only are you wrong but youâre racist.
âCatwoman is whiteâ sheâs a fictional character? also sheâs been portrayed with like four different skin tones at this point and theyâve all given something to the character. eartha kitt sweetie i am so sorry
The level of shooketh before the last sentence was thrown inâŚ..
Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird
Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did
They really just went and DID THAT
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You think Jane made Tarzan shower before he murdered them cheeks or you think she let him hit gangrene, fleas and all
Jane sucked the smegma and moss off his dick.
You think Tarzan was a virgin before Jane?
He def beat up some gorilla cheeks before Jane
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"social construct" does not mean "does not exist"
"social construct" does not mean "doesn't have a real impact on people"
"social construct" does not mean "unimportant"
"social construct" does not mean "bad"
"social construct" = literally anything people have assigned a meaning to which is not inherent to the thing itself
i wonder how many âhey guys are super hot no homo tho hahahaâ type guys would identify as bisexual if male bisexuality was talked about more often and not like⌠ignored and forgotten about
I had a strongly Christian underclassman tell me that he and his girlfriend would both be a bit into boys and girls, respectively, if it was more accepted. He nervously described himself as bicurious when he spoke to me, an openly bi guy. I was thinking out loud and mentioned that I thought that being bicurious⌠wasnât necessarily a thing, for lack of a better phrase, because if someone was attracted to the same gender, even if theyâre attracted more to another one, theyâre still bi. He kind of looked surprised and said, âoh. I guess Iâm bi then.â
Let men and boys be bi. Encourage men and boys to explore their sexualities. Donât tell them off for being affectionate, whether platonically or not, and donât insist that theyâre gay.
The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value the concept of uniqueness, yet simultaneously they abhor it in practice⌠ergo, 30 different spelling variations on the most normative possible names. This homogeneity-masquerading-as-diversity is inseparable from capitalist consumer culture and in fact is directly analogous to the experience of walking into a grocery store and being asked to âchooseâ between 50 varieties of toothpaste with the same exact ingredients, 12 brands of laundry detergent, etc.
Somebodyâs third eye is WIDE the fuck open??!!!!!!!
okay so thereâs actually a reason behind this that isnât just âwhite people are terrible and really really boring!â itâs to do with Mormon culture. specifically: the fireworks you get when sexist expectations and terrible petty drama collide.Â
most of Those White People Baby Names are originally Mormon baby names. theyâre chosen (or invented) by women in Utah; they tend to filter out to the rest of the world through things like âmommy blogsâ and âbaby name booksâ and âparent forums.âÂ
you know how every culture has a âhey, welcome to the world, lil baby!â ritual? the mormon version of that is called a baby blessing. the babyâs father, and a handful of other men in the family, go up in front of the congregation during a Sunday service and say a special prayer. it begins by reciting the babyâs full name and then saying âI give you a name and a blessing.â Itâs not something you can avoid doing- if you try, people will think that youâre trying to hide something. baby blessings are mandatory, and everyone in the congregation will watch and judge you.
because of this, your babyâs name gets a good bit more of a spotlight in Mormon culture than it does in secular culture, and thatâs saying something.Â
 Mormon women start picking out names for their hypothetical future kids in fourth or fifth grade and snipe at each other for picking âweirdâ or âbadâ ones. itâs something thatâs supposed to be in the back of your head long before you have a kid. and because people will judge you if you pick a name thatâs âtoo boringâ or âtoo weirdâ, it is already an intricate dance of finding something thatâs âinterestingâ enough to pass muster but not so âinterestingâ your kid wonât survive kindergarten.
and that dance becomes even more intricate when Baby Name Drama gets involved.Â
see, because youâre supposed to put so much time into your babyâs name, a lot of women get⌠overinvested, let us say. the perfect name they picked for their baby is THEIR babyâs name and NO ONE ELSEâS. if you so much as dare to BREATHE that youâre naming your baby/pet/favourite laptop the same thing, you have STOLEN their BABYâS NAME. Â
so hereâs the thing⌠say you really wanted to name your daughter Amy. You love the name, itâs classic, itâs cute, itâs perfect for your little girl-to-be⌠and then your sister-in-law gets pregnant and LOUDLY ANNOUNCES that sheâs naming her baby Amy! and you know for a fact that sheâs the type of person to throw a massive petty shitfit over you STEALING her BABYâS NAME. your family will take sides. her family will take sides.Â
if you want to avoid the drama, and youâre dead-set on naming your daughter-to-be Amy⌠well, then you name your daughter Aimee, or Aimi, or Aimy. Itâs not the same name, itâs pronounced the same but itâs not the exact same name, so you can shut up, sis-in-law.Â
from what I understand a lot of the Crazy Name Spellings came from this root- âitâs not Kaylee, itâs Kayleigh, I swear I didnât steal your ideaâ- and then once it became a trend, people named their kids that to be ~trendy~ just like they did with every other stupid trend.Â
but the root cause of Terrible Trendy Misspelt Baby Names has very little to do with white people being boring and conformist, and certainly nothing to do with capitalism. itâs a good old fashioned case of a) sexist expectations warping womenâs behaviour into really really stupid shapes and b) Petty Small Community Drama. Â

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