Koa King

captain roscu would be an anti-masker

This explains so much about me

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math. 

If they cheat the system then they earned it.

Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.

fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows

Nothing pleases me more than to learn the fact that apes also will look at a thing and go “it me”

#hardsame

HOW CAN SOMETHING BE THIS CUTE

What a unique dog

do you know how cute i would be if i had more money 

this is the absolute sweetest thing I’ve seen in my entire life. i wish nothing but the absolute best for this dude for the rest of his life, he deserves it more than any of us

I’m so glad this was recorded for future blackmail purposes.

I LOVE BIG DOGS

Oh my god he really looks like That

That he responded to a 10-minute bit mocking him with “it means ‘barrel-maker,’ an honorable profession” makes me believe that Mullaney was 98 to 100% accurate.