#fiddauthor wedding

Okay so here’s how it’ll go down:

Fidds is the one who proposes. He’s just the type of guy who proposed: Ford hasn’t thought about getting married as even a general possibility for thirty years this clueless overly sensitive owl probably thinks they’re just going to date for a while until one of them breaks it off or kicks the bucket. 

The engagement ring is something really big, fancy, and of course mechanized  because this is Fiddleford we’re talking about here. Ford loves it.

Ford cries.

He never thought he’d get married at all, let alone to Fiddleford. When he left New Jersey being gay still wasn’t even legal and now he’s getting married to Fiddleford Hadron McGucket.

So they tell Stan and of course he just wants to drive them down to Vegas so they can have the wedding officiated by Dungeons Dungeons and More Dungeons characters, yeah that’ll entice the nerds before Mabel points out that Stan is the captain of the ship and he’s stuck officiating the wedding.

Mabel points out that Stan is the captain of a ship and he gets stuck officiating the wedding.

Fiddleford wanted to have the wedding in a the church near the town square but when they went to go book the event both Ford and Dipper had flashbacks to Weirdmageddon so they left with a “Never mind all that” and decided to look elsewhere.

Mabel points out that that was the only church in town and they have magical friends who won’t be able to attend an out of town ceremony without everyone getting all pitchfork and torchy so they hold the wedding in the forest.

Tate walks Fiddleford down the aisle, Mabel is the flower girl (and honorary maid of honor since there’s no bride), Stan officiates, Dipper is the best man, Soos is the ringbearer, etc etc.

Fiddleford and Ford both bawl when they recite their vows and neither can get through them so Stan sighs, says Ford’s vows for him, says Fiddleford’s vows for him, and proclaims them married.

Then he starts crying.