Peter Hayes

Repost this. Followers/Readers send numbers to your Ask. You write a fic/drabble using that line in your piece. Have fun! Expect a ton of requests!! 

“That’s starting to get annoying”

“Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”

“You can’t just sit there all day.”

“I’m too sober for this.”

“I’m not here to make friends.”

“I need a place to stay.”

“Well, that’s tragic.”

“You’re seriously like a man-child.”

“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”

“Dear Diary, …”

“She’s hiding behind the sofa.”

“I lost our baby.”

“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”

“I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”

“You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”

“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

“What’s the matter, sweetie?”

“You’re Satan.”

“I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”

“I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”

“Did you just hiss at me?”

“Do you really need all that candy?”

“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

“I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”

“The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”

“No. Regrets.”

“How drunk was I?”

“How is my wife more badass than me?”

“Be you. No one else can.”

“I haven’t slept in ages.”

“I locked the keys in the car.”

“Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”

“You work for me. You are my slave.”

“Take your medicine.”

“They’re monsters.”

“Welcome to fatherhood.”

“Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”

“It’s your turn to make dinner.”

“The kids, they ambushed me.”

“Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”

“Stop being so cute.”

“I feel like I can’t breathe.”

“You need to see a doctor.”

“You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”

“I was a joke, baby. I swear.”

“Dogs don’t wear clothes!”

“I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”

“Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”

“This is girl talk, so leave.”

“Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”

“There’s a herd of them!”

“Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”

“They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”

“You’re a nerd.”

“I’m late.”

“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”

“You smell like a wet dog.”

“I could punch you right now.”

“Are you going to talk to me?”

“Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

“If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”

“Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”

“Here, take my blanket.”

“I don’t want you to stop.”

“How could I ever forget about you?”

“You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”

“Run for it!”

“We need to talk.”

“Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”

“I want a pet.”

“Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”

“I’m not wearing a dress.”

“I’m not wearing a tie.”

“Quit beating me up!”

“Please put your penis away.”

“It’s a Texas thing.”

“Don’t argue. Just do it.”

“I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”

“Does he know about the baby?”

“Hold still.”

“I just ironed these pants!”

“Enough with the sass!”

“Show me what’s behind your back.”

“I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”

“Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”

“Stay awake.”

“STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”

“You’re not interested, are you?”

“I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”

“Tell me you need me.”

“Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”

“I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”

“I had a bad dream again.”

“Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”

“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”

“You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”

“The store ran out of Easter eggs.”

“How could you forget your son’s birthday?”

“You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”

Hi lovesies, I kinda had an idea, after taking this test I found on @matstegen blog, about Creative Types.

So, I found out that, out of the eight possible creative personalities, I’m a thinker (the description totally suits me, btw lol). And I thought “How cool would it be if among my lovely mutuals I could find the other seven personalities that match and complete mine?”

So here I am, starting this ‘tag game’…

Rules:

Take the test

Reblog this post with what type you got

Tag 7 mutuals to do the same!

Let’s find our matches people!

I’m tagging: @sweetgcreature @its-a-metephor-brian @bohemiandelilah @gottabecool-relax @instantezra @radio-ha-ha @littledarlingwellaway cause they are my squad, but if you want to try and do this, you’re more than welcome!

Xx 💖

Tag: @byunphilia @nctream @lacetulle @vitruvians @dayafterdae @sefuns @smoakedits

tagging @xiaocity @kesmonsterwrites @sweet-p-o-t-a-t-o @everythinkpop 

I am a visionary and my match is a thinker.

tagging: @arias-escape @curanonemu (bruh ig thats it, i dont have that a lot of friends here kskdj)

what’s really cool is that it pointed out my creative style is magical realism, and i kinda feel like maybe that’s a good way to describe the tone of my fics! 

lookin for a thinker 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Do you have any “yeah I’m good at it but I hate it” kind of skills?

If you could make one type of food cease to exist, what would you banish?

You’re allowed to know everything about one highly specific thing/topic. What would you choose?

What’s a fictional character who you want to be like? In what way do you want to be like them?

If you had to live in and not leave a city for the rest of your life, what city would you choose?

Do you tend to say what you’re thinking? What would people think of you if you did the opposite? 

Is there anything that you’ve done/experienced so much you hate it now? Easiest to come up with are like, food or music. 

Were you afraid of anything “silly”/irrational as a child that you’ve since outgrown?

If you were to impart one moral lesson (think Aesop’s fables, Golden Rule, etc) on the world, what would it be? 

If you were a DND character or a game character (or something like that) what would your highest stat be? What would you want your highest stat to be? What about the lowest, to both of those?

Is there anything you judge others for when you probably shouldn’t?

Who are “your kind” of people?

If you had to come up with your last words right now… what would they be?

Do you have any “weirdly strong” opinions about things that don’t really matter?

Your goal is to completely confuse the people around you in as short a time as possible– what do you say/do?

What’s the most comfy place you’ve been in?

Did you have any “silly” beliefs as a kid? Where did they come from (parents, friends, out of nowhere, etc)?

If you were to add or remove one physical feature to yourself… what would it be? Can be from animals, can be from imagination… whatever. 

What could you happily give a two hour lecture on?

What would a mirror opposite version of yourself be like? It doesn’t necessarily have to be an evil version– any feature can be reflected! 

What’s an occasion you’ve done a double take? 

If you could only see one color (and its varying shades– dark/light) for the rest of your life… what would you choose?

Do your friends all share certain qualities? Major or minor! 

How do you motivate yourself to do things?

Did someone call for an outdated meme?

No, just me?

"I think, maybe, he was trying to protect you."

"He almost killed me!"