Greetings professor, I did not do your assignment because I am mentally ill
Greetings student, I did not grade your assignment because I am also mentally ill

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Greetings professor, I did not do your assignment because I am mentally ill
Greetings student, I did not grade your assignment because I am also mentally ill

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“Pain unlocks a secret doorway in the mind, one that leads to both peak performance, and beautiful silence.”
— David Goggins, Can’t Hurt Me: Master Your Mind to Defy the Odds
• As Above, So Below •
thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry
gay klingons:
lesbian klingons:
Do gay Klingons ever get frustrated/dejected because their gentleman caller hasn’t so much as kicked a pebble their way or uttered the slightest growl?
Do questioning Klingons ever show their crush their poetry, only to have their crush assume that he’s helping them proofread or something?
Is there ever an issue where a lesbian Klingon tries very awkwardly to recite poetry to her lady love?
Or instances where two lesbians are basically beating the shit out of each other and both thinking “I know she thinks this is just a regular old gal fight, but no, seriously, I’m trying to declare my intentions here”?
Are there euphemisms for LGBT Klingons? “Don’t try to win her over, Riker. She reads poetry.”
This one of the best things I’ve ever read
Bisexual Klingons:
REBLOGGING FOR BI KLINGON COURTSHIP POETRY CHUCKING
Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same
I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks
I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

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Finally you’re going to get what you deserve.
I'm scared I'm going to spend the rest of my life in a state of yearning, regardless of where I am.
— Melina Marchetta, The Piper's Son
What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well educated, brilliantly promising, and fading out into an indifferent middle age.
— Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

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You alone are enough. You have nothing to prove to anybody.
— Maya Angelou
I must change my life so that I can live it, not wait for it.
— Susan Sontag, Reborn: Journals and Notebooks, 1947-1964
Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are married or own a house; as if life was some kind of grocery list. But nobody ever asks if you are happy.
— Heath Ledger

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i made one
For those that need to hear it:
It’s only manipulation when it’s intentional/premeditated. Otherwise it’s just your words having an influence on someone, i.e. The Concept Of Human Interaction.
Sometimes that influence is good, sometimes bad. But never malicious.
Being conscious of whether your words have a positive or negative impact is a noble endeavor, but you’ll never be a piece of shit unless you’re trying to.
Oh thank god
You have no idea how happy this made me