M I S F I T S

Harry: Explain?

Draco: Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

Harry: You do know they have a life span of about a week, right?

One year ago today, we lost a beautiful soul.

Enjolras: What do you want?

Grantaire: Something as dark as my soul.

Enjolras: *Brings him a glass of milk*

Grantaire: I feel insulted.

Enjolras: “I’m not saying murder is the answer I’m saying assassination of a few key world leaders is the answer”

Grantaire: *while drunk and high watching Bob Ross on Netflix* “holy fuck look at all those pterodactyls!”

Combeferre: “I have built a den in the library and I need you to bring me more coffee”

Courf: “I used a bathbomb last night and it looks like there was a fairy orgy in my tub”

Marius: “guys I think those people on the porch are smoking weed!”

Jehan: “to celebrate getting published I took a nap in the flowers by the CCC, protective services were not understanding”

Joly: “don’t worry guys I have latex gloves and alcohol pads in my pockets!”

Bahorel: “I have adopted 5 ducklings you will now all refer to me as mama”

Feuilly: “his thighs make me feel things that you shouldn’t feel for a man with a mullet”

Bossuet:*while at a bar* “oh fuck my banana bread!”

Eponine: “suck my pink sparkly dick”

Cosette: “I can still bake him cupcakes! I’m mad at him, I’m not an animal”

Chetta: “wait the hot yoga place used to be a taco johns?! Does it smell like potato olés when they crank the heat?!”

Montparnasse: “so the serial killer stare isn’t working, now what?”

Claquesous: “ok why are there a bunch of garden gnomes in my sink? Did I steal these?”

Babet: “why are y’all so surprised that I know how to break into a van?”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

“Boys will be boys!”

“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

Thor: Really?

Loki: Yes.

Thor: You accidentally stabbed someone

Loki: Yes.

Thor: Accidentally

Loki: Yes.

Thor: I don't understand were you tying your shoelace and it just happened

Loki: Probably

MARVEL 

Gen Z is hoping for another bomb threat so you can get out of taking that math test.

Gen Z is laughing at things that make no sense to anyone else because they don’t realize that humor is the only thing we have left.

Gen Z is making nihilistic jokes all the time.

Gen Z is saying you want to die and hearing your friends say they want to die and not quite knowing if they really mean it anymore and being scared that they do.

Gen Z is not making those jokes so much after someone really does die.

Gen Z is knowing exactly why every door on campus needs an ID card to open.

Gen Z is knowing that those locks won’t do shit if something really happens.

Gen Z is wondering when someone will come to your school and start killing your friends.

Gen Z is hating the shitheads in charge and just waiting until you can finally do something about them.

Gen Z is being torn between wanting to die and wanting to overthrow the government.

Gen Z is being tired of being treated like a child when our childhoods were ripped away from us years ago.

Gen Z is growing up too fast but still no one else will take you seriously.

Gen Z is angry.

Gen Z is done.