as regal as a potato

She has a point

living with mental illness is like,, everyone is going forward.. and I’ve made… the smallest of progress over two damn years… and sometimes, I’m even going backwards

i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

no ad is as powerful as a tumblr mutual who has a new hyperfixation 

I’m in this photo and I’m trying to make everyone else like it.

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

bro i thought i was sooooo grown when i was 18 loool

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this rn but you are a child

It’s not (just) to seal your nose! It’s to prevent your neck from breaking! We learned this in lifeguarding (? or diving. I don’t remember). Tuck your chin to your chest and hold it there with your arms. Works for any jump from a very high hight into water! And cross your (straight) legs! So they don’t splay out and break! 

Do JoJo pose before the waterfall

wire mother...

trying to have the same mindset as “just cut your hair, it’ll grow back” when making decisions. they’re not all make or break.

but if I don't order the correct sandwich at this coffee shop my life will be destroyed

buy every sandwich just in case

S/o to my mom just cuz