it's not blood i was pitting cherries

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

shocking how much of writing is putting down a sentence and then thinking, "okay, but now a less shitty version of that"

I really love how in House MD early season Cameron be like „what was he like? 🥹 before his leg? 🥹“ and everyone she asks response is „bitch the same because depression isn’t stored in the leg“

There was really no winning that one

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

happy pride, this is your reminder that hannigram isn’t queerbait or even subtext. it is overtly queer and they are canon even if we didn’t see them kiss!

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡