it's not blood i was pitting cherries

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

do you guys ever think rocky fantasizes about running his claws along grace's ribcage like it's an instrument

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

Am I allowed to sexualize the puppet from project hail mary or do I have to wack it to Ryan Gosling because I will if I have to but frankly I'd rather have that alien skittering all over me like a sexy bug. Fuuuck they call him rocky because he make my rock hard

Yes. That's a conventionally attractive pentapod. He's sexy and I won't even apologize for it. This isn't even a bit right now I'm genuinely

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

the best analogy imo for ocd is mosquito bite. its so itchy its driving you crazy and you know scratching it will make it itch so much worse later but you need it to stop right now and scratching it feels so good and even when you dont want to scratch it and you feel like you could handle the itch you cant even stop your hand from scratching the second you stop focusing on not scratching. except ☝️ what if it was inside your brain and instead of an itch it was terrifying overwhelming distress

More black princesses, more black fairies, more black mermaids, more black girls doing all the things, for fucks sake

And DARK-SKINNED

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

I think I already reblogged this but im gonna do it again because this is a good reminder on how toxic gatekeeping it.

I’m reblogging this for the amount of thought that was put into figuring out the necessary configuration for a mertaur wheelchair.