dear clothing manufacturers:
make sleeves go all the way to the wrist
stop putting shelf bras in everything
make jeans for short people with big butts
make shirts out of anything more substantial than gossamer
stop putting hanger straps on everything, theyâre fn annoying and weâre disasters who donât use them anyway
fake pockets???!!? FAKE POCKETS??!!?
put pockets on everything i am serious
charge less than half what youâre currently charging for shorts
end âone size fits allâ forever
size womenâs clothing the way you size menâs clothing: with MEASUREMENTS
basically stop everything youâre doing and start over completely and donât be rude dusty dongs this time
















