wowie

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

Still not what I want

Sometimes I forget that not everyone on tumblr is a depressed teenager

Some of us are depressed 30-somethings

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

every text is a risky text when nobody wants to hear from you

Thank you OP. I haven't laughed like that in a really long time.

thats why i do this

djs should face constant threat of elimination when they’re dj’ing. they should be standing on a trapdoor and everyone in the audience should get a little clicker with a button and if enough people press the button the trapdoor opens sending the dj tumbling into a purgatorial abyss. no more tyranny of the dj. let the people have a say