jerk it or work it is apparently what i always say
and baby. i'm all out of work #unemployed
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@isuggestjerkingoff
jerk it or work it is apparently what i always say
and baby. i'm all out of work #unemployed

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happy tipsy touch it thursday everybody

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Oh my god i need to change my life NOW i need to be something else i CAN'T keep living like this (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Sits there) (Does nothing) (Doesn't move) (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Does nothing)
I have a suggestion
057 quickees:
Feeling stressed, got a suggestion?
you're never gonna guess what champ !
they invented a new kind of jerking off called groping your bruises and whimpering
grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

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Going directly from what the average person I know in real life thinks constitutes kinky sex to what the average person I follow on Tumblr thinks constitutes kinky sex like
Average Neighbor: Kink is when you pretend to hurt each other :(
Average Tumblr Mutual: Look, cannibalism is conventional erotic imagery, that can't be a "hear me out".
@isuggestjerkingoff seems like your vibe imo
if it gets you off it's good in my book! eeyup!
Wait did I jack off last night or did i forget
hmmmm ummmmm i don't remember. . . better safe than sorry
yeah like that sort of thing!!!!
I need to go rub one out. *goes to my secret chamber where the walls are covered in tally marks and I erase one mark* *it is unclear what happens when they run out*
this reminds me of a suggestion
The straight woman is unsatisfied with straight studio porn. She wants to get off to something in which the actors actually emote and show passion beyond canned moans from the women and, at best, vacant grunts from the men. She turns to gay porn. She knows it's not "for her," but neither was the straight porn, and at least the actors look like they're enjoying themselves. And for a short while she is satiated by Sean Cody et al, but she runs into the same problems she had to begin with. She was not looking at sex but a simulacrum of sex, trapped in Plato's cave. Unsatisfied, she turned to vintage gay porn, harkening to a time when most gay bars still had darkrooms and reliably smelled of piss and Amyl Nitrite. Here was the real thing, in all its animalistic passion. But she still couldn't immerse herself in the fantasy. She wanted the media to engage with her own imagination and meet her half-way, rather than having it spoonfed to her onscreen. She turned to yaoi, with its elongated figures reminiscent of mannerist portraiture, then bara, including hardcore BDSM scenes. But the tactile sensations depicted in the pages didn't do justice to their real life counterparts. She turned deeper into her own imagination, this time reading erotica. No, not the poolside paperbacks sold at Barnes and Noble. The good shit. Why then, was she still not satisfied? She dug deeper, searching for the true meaning of eroticism. She studied the psychoanalysis of Freud, the cultural criticism of Susan Sontag the feminist poetry of Audre Lorde. She took vacation time and flew to Europe, starting at the caves of Lascaux to explore the human urge to create, then traversed the Camino de Santiago on foot, along the way meeting a 56 year old carpenter from Burgos named Andrés, with whom she had an explosive affair. They both knew it couldn't last, which made them cherish each other's touch all the more. Upon flying home, she gave up. If her search for true eroticism never bore fruit this whole time, why would it now? It would take years before she stumbled upon the answer by pure happenstance: dubstep.
i think this is something .

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the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.
what do you mean bad
mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately
I have a physical suggestion