A Boatload Of Boats

i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns

Women did not fucking pioneer horror, thriller, and science fiction as we know it for publishing to infantilize it into a high school phase

is Stephen king “weird boy literature”? Or does he get to be an adult horror novelist?

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

It’s so funny how like. Spock is queer bc of the subtext, the Otherness inextricable from his character, meanwhile William Shatner was handed the straightest man of all time on paper and fumbled the bag bc he couldn’t stop giving Leonard Nimoy fuck-me eyes and now he lives in a bi Kirk hell of his own devising, forever enduring the conshatquences of his shactions

Sopping

Back when I used to walk around my college in a corduroy blazer and slacks I didn't call it "dark academia" I called it "professor drag" and the purpose was to smoothly walk into parts of campus I wasn't supposed to access

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

The De Romanus family tree is insane as fuck because we know the older a vampire gets the more potent their blood becomes which is why really old vampires aren't allowed to make fledglings as it makes them too strong and also go mad. But Marius's maker was Teskhamen who was like 3000 when he made Marius, and then Marius waited until he was 1500 to make Armand, who waited until he was 500 to make Daniel. Whole family lineage of geriatric pregnancies that ends up making crazy ass fledglings.

chatgpt is a threat to the symbiotic relationship between fanfic writers and their betas. we are losing our traditions. eradicate the soulless machine and ask your friend who has a full time job and 3 kids to annotate your omegaverse fanfiction like any other responsible adult.

being sexually submissive is a dark puppetmaster trait