darlène, darling

but the man deserves it

and the whole idea that it's "bringing us closer together" may be true for the upper middle class getting to work from home, but it's absolute bullshit for frontline workers, people who still have to go in to work, and people who can't afford to live now that they aren't allowed to work

bonne nuit 🥖 🥐 🗼

Democrats are so ready to rehabilitate capitalist war criminals, including the one that they detested in the 2000s. Watch them do this with Trump in 10 years.

obama: responsible for toppling the libyan government, leading to actual fucking slave markets, gave the go-ahead for the saudi war crimes in yemen, ordered drone strikes on civilian targets also in yemen, hit syria with cruise missiles and funded jihadi forces in idlib, which by proxy ended up supporting Da’esh (ISIL)

celery tastes like this picture

This man is trapped in his house with what's going to be like 1000 giant moths and it is somehow the funniest thing I have seen in days.