so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

Anyone notice how it's all a woven tapestry

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite