Pam Beesly Went to My High School

Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious

Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little?

11 year old you is a fucking genius 

Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward

Okay but cigarettes haven’t been known to be cut with Fentynal and make people (instantaneously) drop dead

You fool. What is manlier than death

2 deaths

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When boys show their emotions and not act closed off for no damn reason 😩😚😛😍😍😍👀😏😏💯💯🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽😚😍💯💯❤️❤️❤️❤️👄👅💦 need me a freak like that 😚😚😏😏😍😍💯💯💯🙌🏽🍆💦👅

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018)

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

my kink is women rejecting marriage proposals in period dramas

Luckily for Mr Darcy this also turned out to be his kink.

400% of mental illness is thinking this is probably just how hard life is for everyone and you just can’t handle it because you’re a whiny baby who isn’t trying hard enough.

if a recipe tells you to put a specific amount of parmesan or garlic fuck that recipe… create your own path, choose your own future, be the person you want to be not the person the society wants you to be