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We used to make posts about loki on here
I love this post so much. “we used to make posts about loki on here” is the gentlest way possible to describe this website’s history. It’s like saying einstein dabbled in science

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Strong girl
Pairing: Dr. Jack Abbot x (recent) girlfriend!reader Warnings: fluff, possessive behavior?, kissing. Summary: Turns out Jack's girl is hiding some serious strength right under his nose.
The clock on the gym wall reads just past 3 PM.
With Jack's night shift, training is the only way you two get to see each other some days. This shared time at the gym has quickly become your favorite ritual.
"Alright, I'll spot you," Jack says.
what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy
Shy!reader get sick and she visit the pitt at night
okay so this is set before they are a couple!!
thank you anon! i hope u enjoy <3
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the waiting room was packed and sticky from the humidity.
almost every single chair was occupied as the television mounted on the wall played quietly over the constant murmur of conversations, ringing phones, and coughs.
she had been sitting there for nearly three hours.
at first she'd thought someone would call her back quickly.
and when an hour had passed, she decided to open her kindle app.
why so silent good messieurs
I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

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After three months of labor-conducive love, my silkscreen book is complete!
Based off of the video game ANATOMY, it tells the story of what it really means to live in a haunted house
This game has some of the best writing and one of the most original ideas I’ve seen in a while, so please, take a look!
a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”
a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”
“no” the professor replied.
“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”
“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.
“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”
the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded
“shadow the hedgehog” said the student
you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation
gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy
Hannibal (2013-2015)
2x12 - “Tome-wan”
Hannibal's reaction to Mason holding a knife to his throat vs. Will holding a knife to his throat
Bite Me | Brendon Park | The Pitt
Brendon Park did not get the nickname ‘Park the Shark’ from playing nice with others. An Orthopod through and through, one would be remiss in thinking Brendon was a gentle soul. At least not in the walls of the PTMC. Unless you happened to be a certain R4 in the Pitt; which, thankfully for you, you just so happen to be that R4 he is unusually sweet on.
At one point, the betting board had a corner dedicated to defining yours and Brendon's relationship. Robby, King, and Whitaker had $50 on you just being the person who pissed him off the least. Perlah, Santos, and Langdon had $30 on you being in a friends with benefits situation with the shark. Princess, Abbot, and Ahmed had another $30 on you having some blackmail on him. And there was one name at the bottom, which had later been covered in post-its from another bet, that had $100 on you being married to each other (that bet had suffered days of ridicule, “Seriously, who bet on the shark being hitched to her? Married? You just love losing money huh?”).
Eventually, the corner had mostly been overridden with new bets, but your coworkers never did let the topic die down.

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brendon park with an er doctor, she's not afraid of him like everyone else, she actually talks back to him and he finds it annoying at first but eventually starts to love their bickering and asks her out after work. just an idea if you're willing to write, i really love your writing!!
I wrote something similar here just w/o that ending of him asking r out anyway they be ✨flirting✨ at this rate lmao it’s kind of short f!reader implied
FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD
your head rolls to the side, tongue clicking against your teeth as you wait for ortho to get here. a clean cut amputation that needed evaluation.
“what’ve we got?” uttering a finally under breath when you hear him. someone from behind briefing him in.
"thought you'd swim faster, shark."
your words landing with bite. intention. a jeer at the name that apparently started back in his med schools days.
it was past the end of your shift. and you were tired. you knew you weren't the only one. it was selfish really. ignorant even. and you'll apologize about it when you get some sleep in.
"what is it past your bedtime?" he glances to you, his remark short. barely acknowledging you and your annoyance.
"it's also past your life expectancy." you add another.
it’s not a glare he gives as his eyes pan to you from where he stood across the room assessing. it’s just a look you know. that you’ve seen plenty of other times. like he was expecting it even if he doesn’t show it in his expression.
his eyebrows were leveled.
everyone was practically clutching their pearls.
the relationship you had with brendon park was interesting to say the least.
Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”
I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”
Touchy!Jack Abbot (NSFW)
Masterlist
Thinking about how Jack Abbot would literally never leave you alone during gatherings. It's Dana's birthday bbq so of course the Pitt is invited to her house for it.
Trying to be a good guest you're up on your feet making sure drinks are being replenished, kids aren't getting hurt, and that everyone is just having a good time.
Queue in Jack Abbot who could not stop himself from grabbing your waist when you're standing, locking his fingers with yours when you're going somewhere. You feel his back behind you when you're helping Robby cut more cucumbers, feel his hand on your lower back when you're just talking with John.
And by the end of the afternoon you just feel Jack all around you which is a nice change considering his work hours and night shift preferences.
And on the way back home it's his turn to feel you all around him as he's got you folded in the backseat of his car, pounding away at your wet folds. He couldn't even wait for the full drive back home, not when you look so good in your sundress, not when you had been so nice with the kids present, not when he just loved you so much.
You deserve so much which explains why he doesn't stop after you cum the first time, swallowing your moans with his mouth. He hoists your legs higher up his shoulders and doesn't even flinch as your moans turns to screeches, his thick cock pistoling deep into you, his thumb finding your clit and toying with it.
He loves the way your eyebrows furrow in concentration, can't get enough of the lewd sounds escaping from your pretty little lips, can't get enough of how you feel squeezing him to completion.
He wasn't sure how many times he made you cum on the side of the road, all he knew is that you deserve to cum as many times as possible.
Dr. Park gets back to work a little sooner. He took two weeks off but he had some patients that should not wait any longer or could be passed off. He did lighten his load a smidge as he’d be yelled at by his mom, Nonna, his sisters, and his baby mama. Maybe even the baby. Unfortunately, he does begrudgingly go down to the ER. He was planning on staying up stairs but a full amputation with hopes for a replantations? That sounds like a wet dream.
“Well, if it isn’t Papa Shark,” Dr. Abbot said as he walked into the room.
He did smile at that because it’s something he’s always wanted to be: a dad. He didn’t know it would happen so suddenly or just ever. But he is a dad.
“You mean Sugar Daddy Shark?” Santos muttered.
His face changed immediately and he says “what the fuck does that mean, intern?”
And that’s the day where he learns what a Sugar Daddy is because he genuinely didn’t know or that Receptionist!Reader had told people as a joke and they ran with it. There was also a betting board for who her sugar daddy could be.
Closet Gremlin — Brendon Park x f!Reader
Summary: You’re in the last year of your PhD program at Carnegie Mellon, conducting research at PTMC. You don’t have time to be distracted, certainly not by a handsome orthopedic surgeon with an attitude problem.
WC: 2,708
A/N: set seven years before The Pitt (Park is mid-30s); fem reader; possible medical/probable computer science inaccuracies (contrary to what your local Karen thinks, Google is not a replacement for an actual degree); you can’t tell me Park is OOC because man was on the screen for half a second; mild d/s undertones if you squint and look upside down; Abbot cameo because I’m weak for that old man
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Congrats on 6k!!!!! you soooooo more than deserve it!! also im obsessed with the theme for the celebration its soo cute. if it appeals to you i think it would be nice to get a wolf plush with a zip up hoodie and/or denim overalls, that smells of cedarwood,,and maybe a tiara too if it can fit. and once again congratulations!!! 🩵🩵
peace and love from @whitakerfiles :)
park the shark//exes or domestic fluff//"i don't need your help"//body worship
what about exes AND domestic fluff?
wc: 1.6k
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Brendon Park(idk if hes a wolf/husky!)
Sports jersey/sleeper onesie
Fairy wings
Pls and thank you!!! 🤭🤭💗💗💗
brendon park//betting pools//idiots in love//first time together
wc: 1.7k