Just Me

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

WOW THIS ONE IS TOO CLOSE

train

train

train

Sometimes, the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming cat.

I have to do something drastic. Well maybe I don't but that's how I feel

it’s literally thursday and im being so brave about it

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

i love when i plug the charger into the wall and see a little spark but i survive. we live so close to dying every day. and in this terror our hearts only delight

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

please help

Im so fucking poor i need this