Isawa Koi

arguing with an elf and she pulls out the "well i had sex with your great great grandmother"

With a bit of work you can do the same thing, see how she likes it

dreamt there was a visual novel where you play as the head of HR for Aperture Science. there's a dialogue option where you tell Cave Johnson your pronouns and his response is always "Just two? Well start firing! I don't want to see any amateur nouns in this building by Thursday!" then he tries and fails to hang up the phone and you hear him ask "Caroline, what's a noun?"

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

hey boss can you show me where the forklift's self-destruct is so i can keep it from falling into the hands of enemy warehouse crews?

I wish I was a kobold so I could hit level 1 adventurers with a shitty little club for 1d4 damage (one die down from normal becuase I'm small)

I really don't just want to beat the shit out of some guy wearing armor that's too big for him and then he dies and it's like the most embarrassing shit ever for him

And then the min maxed big tittied kitsune played by an egg cuts me in half with a rapier and I low key blush a little while I die

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis