Isawa Koi

Nature is healing

I literally just noticed the tits.

Remember: April is Procrastination Awareness Month.

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

arguing with an elf and she pulls out the "well i had sex with your great great grandmother"

With a bit of work you can do the same thing, see how she likes it

dreamt there was a visual novel where you play as the head of HR for Aperture Science. there's a dialogue option where you tell Cave Johnson your pronouns and his response is always "Just two? Well start firing! I don't want to see any amateur nouns in this building by Thursday!" then he tries and fails to hang up the phone and you hear him ask "Caroline, what's a noun?"