Adopted Son of Thuja Plicata

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

for christmas we're deleting the entire show. tally ho you teaboo shits

Why do the computer and printer have a complicated relationship

have you met a printer

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

certified beatles post

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

This could literally be me.

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.