Ilya, that's gross

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

“Is easier to listen to a publicist if they’re hot, yes?” Rozanov countered, and Shane dropped his head back, staring at the ceiling, letting the track lights create spots in his vision. “She’s–”

“We’re not going to objectify potential candidates,” Shane snapped, the muscles in his neck taut. “These are extremely talented, qualified people who should get hired for what they can bring to the table, not to satisfy the divining rod that is your dick.”

Rozanov went silent for a long beat, and finally Shane dropped his chin, his eyes catching the slight smirk and almost blush on the other man’s face.

“Wow.”

“What?”

“Do you think about my dick often, Hollander?”