hi

me when I see a cat if I’m being honest

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

Hot cross buns?

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

im a protected species you fucking asshole

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

I keep fishing my phone out of my pocket at work just to get a hit of this image