I keep forgetting that Markiplier is afraid of the ocean and would NEVER want to go in a submarine let alone be in the ocean. And Ryan Gosling does NOT want to go to space. Honestly a bit poetic and hilarious to me.
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I keep forgetting that Markiplier is afraid of the ocean and would NEVER want to go in a submarine let alone be in the ocean. And Ryan Gosling does NOT want to go to space. Honestly a bit poetic and hilarious to me.

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I showed my friend Iron Lung last night and we talked a lot about how the movie has themes talking about the injustice of the criminal justice system and how we dehumanize and strip down criminals, especially ones where their crimes are more a product of their environment and less a reflection of who that person actually is.
Already an interesting conversation on it's own that deserves it's own essay, but I wanted to sorta copy and paste something I said to her in regards to how that parallels PHM in a way that I just SUPER latched onto.
Because Grace, like Simon, is seen as the most valuable asset but in a way that disregards his humanity. Simon is the person that will help gain resources to help the last of the human race, but it's because he's a criminal so if he dies in the sub who gives a shit. Grace is the scientist who knows the most about astrophage that will help the human race, but he also - from everyone else's point of view - has nothing to tie him to Earth so who gives a shit if we launch him into space. By neither of them meeting the ideal expectations of their societies, they're seen as valuable in a way that also makes them disposable. It's fine to sacrifice their lives for everyone elses because they're more valuable dying for a cause than living with the rest of us.
And what's also insane about the parallels is that most stories that touch on those themes often has it where dying for a cause is a GOOD thing. You're a hero if you die for a cause. Dying for a cause is beautiful, idealistic. In IL and PHM? Dying for a cause is a tragedy. Dying for cause is seen as murder and dehumanizing. Simon cries "you sent me down here to die and you don't even know my name?" Grace (in the book) cries "you're murdering me! don't send me to die, please!" And it's just so fascinating to me how both these movies say the same thing in different ways: that Grace and Simon didn't deserve this. Maybe it led them to confront themselves, their fears, and their flaws. But it should never have been at the expense of their own lives.
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HLVRAI but I give you absolutely no context whatsoever
i just went to cool town and they said they knew u
i also just went to dehydrated town and they said you are a hometown legend
does this mean anything to anyone
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
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I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN where’s the lie
Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.
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A coconut and a platypus are now related. Because tumblr is science. Behold the word of tumblr.
Keith: oh I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound, I don't think so, stay out of it
Jesper grabbing a dagger: I'll make it our stab wound

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brennan answering the question "what would make a dragon unfuckable to a monsterfucker?"
Honestly Washington’s redemption is so fucking funny when you think about it, especially in context with fandom culture.
Think about it, the man shot Donut and Lopez, held Doc hostage, teamed up with the Meta, hunted down Church and Tex, tried to kill the reds and blues- the mans did some wild ass villain shit when you think about it and then just… did practically nothing to earn the reds and blues trust- like literally he did all this awful shit and his redemption is just the reds and blues being like “look at this funky traumatized military man let’s adopt him and make him our dad”
The blues just take him in and the reds don’t even question it even though he shot two of their guys.
I don’t think Wash even had a say in his own redemption, the reds and blues just forcefully pushed him into it because Caboose was basically the “*gasps* I wanna keep this one he made a cute face to me” meme, and we all know that you can’t say no to Caboose.
Wash did basically nothing to earn his redemption and I find that so fucking funny- (obviously he’s trying to make amends now but the initial redemption is just- he did nothing to earn that 😂) like just imagine if that happened in literally any other show, people would be LIVID. They’d be screaming every single tumblr fandom buzzword you could name but meanwhile RvB fandom is just like “yeah that seems about right.” And I love it so much.
In conclusion- if Caboose decides a character is redeemed then that character is redeemed. No one can say otherwise, least of all the character themself.

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reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’
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I know I literally just reblogged this but I love this video so much it always makes me laugh because
1. “LADIES”
2. The very disappointed “Eclair…”
3. “WHAT?” (High pitched mooing in response)
4. The way they turn into Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch as they get progressively more frustrated