cut me a slice of that groovy lemon pie

hi yes me and my 15 loose children would like to stand aimlessly in the middle of the aisle at your local grocery store please

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

who up yerking that thing asunder

quantum mechanics in d&d are greasy guys with wrenches from the astral plane that may or may not fix your anomaly

*kicks the time loop* well there's yer problem *kicks the time loop* well there's yer problem *kicks the time loop* well there's yer problem *kicks the time loop* well there's yer problem *kicks the time lo—

smoked the weed that gives you gothic madness and now i'm on the fucking moors again wearing nothing but a flimsy shift 😑

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

tomodachi life giving you so many oppertunities for custom images and text with no filters means the obvious answer is of course to fill it with sex and penis. which is why i appreciate that every tomodachi life post ive seen is actually pretty lacking in sex and penis. instead we've been giving our miis enough cigarettes to kill a small village.

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

I think people are reblogging this because of jerma or the ifunny logo, not because there was another failed thing on that on guy's life last night