The roof isn't my son but I sure will raise it

Why is the baby’s legs so god damn long???

Because he should be fucking walking

Baby got 8 year old legs.

Lmaooooooooooo there’s a lot going on

The longer I look at this the harder I laugh.

Omg. OMG. Still one of my favorite things the internet has provided me.

everyone in the notes saying they want to fuck him I diagnose you with bad taste. thirst for literally any other man I beg of you

@egingjrofficial see i’m right

lex those are bones

THATS COS I ATE ALL THE MEAT 😩😩😩

yikes

These are called Dolphin Attacks, here’s a research paper on them: https://arxiv.org/pdf/1708.09537.pdf if you want the specifics.

“naruto phase” my ass, once you watch rock lee drop his weights you’re in for life

I jump out of the window. Is it the ground floor? Is it the penthouse on a skyscraper? I don’t care, I already jumped.

I run to the window and look down at your lifeless corpse. A tear rolls down my cheek as I whisper, “what would we be doing if I were down there with you right now aha”

@thebootydiaries are you okay

Nope!

i… fucking… love…. wamen

oh wait this was about girls, huh?

Please give us more this is the best SpongeBob episode in existence so far

@92s

You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life

This is a horror novel