Ironic Onion

mutuals can be assigned to your squad and sent on missions. each mutual has a unique ability that can be activated during battle for special attacks, effects and bonuses. you can level up a mutual by giving them posts appropriate to their interests

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build

[Image ID: Tweet from Marina Ayano Kittaka 橘高 (@/ even_kei) reading: The shoudl come up with horrifying new vegan meats that have no living reference point /End ID]

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky