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Got his ass together in three words

also omg want some sad news 😞 so in my family there’s like…..a genetic history of going totally white-haired in your twenties. and guess what finally struck me this year

ive been informed that the man above is not Nicholas Cage, but in my defence they both have eyebrows

Are you suggesting most people don’t have eyebrows?

This post is a fucking disaster 🤣

They do be having eyebrows tho

When is tumblr going to give us daily login bonuses

daily login bonus on tumblr is anon hate mail

i dont even get that this game sucks

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girls will carry unimaginable primordial rage but still go about their day as if nothing is wrong and that is very sexy of us I think

utterly infuriating that tumblr’s porn ban just hit sex workers and queer creators and i still regularly get five pornbot followers a week whose posts are Just stolen pictures of naked women and somehow they never get flagged

there is no discourse between gen z and millenials. we are siblings. come on lil bro, ill take you to amc. yeah we can go there early and play the arcade games before the movie starts.

Can we get popcorn and a drink to share :)

we sure can buddy, we sure can