the heart is all fire

benji ovich. whatever. i don’t even care (lying)

i dont want to say "and theres gays!!!!" about beartown but you have to listen to me talk about the gay boy. ok. hes in a miniscule hockey town. hes in the hockey team surrounded by men all the time. his dad killed himself. he spends his days smoking weed, taking depression naps and beating people up to protect his boy best friend hes secretly in love with. and said boy best friend fucking sucks btw. he played over half a game w a broken foot. hes severely repressed. he cant even say 'im gay' to himself hes so ashamed of it. hes dog coded. he has three older sisters. hes a brunette w big ole eyes. i could go on

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

imagine being called a bottom twink by the kid who moaned when you telekinesis-ed him to his knees in the 70s. armand should be worse

if everything is going to gradually become outrage marketing can we at least have some fun with it and do the movie remakes with all-women casts again

this summer delainey hayles and bailey bass play the narrator and tyler durden