My dream is Eat dirt

"kids are so whiny and annoying" you want them to be dependent on adults and obedient and silent and convenient but also independent and not needing anything but also without any sense of autonomy and agency but also going outside and getting off their damn phones but also staying inside so they don't get into trouble but also recognizing they have it good but also that the new generation is mindless and stupid but also just say what they want in clear and emotionally mature words but also stop asking for things AND you want them to not be pissy about it? get real

in awe of the people who seem to be out here creating prozac bottles and mountains of cigarettes seemingly pixel by pixel to give to their miis

Kinda love how scared miis are in this game. They fear their tiny island being crushed by normal sized food. You can give them a piece of elastic and they look at it with immense horror. They scare each other easily. When truly horrified they just stand still frozen in shock. These are little prey animals to me. I want to protect them from scary things like normal sized steak and haircombs.

baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.

outlines of two alligators that got raptured by the lord himself

why’s everyone having sex now don’t we have steven universe to debate

cute puppy what breed is he

sideways

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.