So I always act like I'm the best

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

I live in New York City

Honestly I don't think you should need a diagnosis of anything to get HRT. I think you should just be able to go buy it at CVS like it's ibuprofen.

I can buy cigarettes at any 711 and get lung cancer and waste thousands of dollars, but I can't get estrogen because I "need to be sure its what i want, so i don't end up hating my body?" But I'm free to cough up tar from my lungs as soon as I'm like 21?

My cat Guaraha would do this. I'm like "sweetie just leave the kitchen!" and he'd just sit by my feet looking up at me with red, streaming eyes while I chopped up the onions. He was a dumb shit though so that was typical dumbassery for him.

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.