Spicy trash

shoutout to hedonism. get naked and eat cheese

found my wedding song

it’s hard to remember that u have no obligation in life other than to be kind and give love. like. you were not put on this earth to work a part time job or get a degree or have a fancy career. you were put on this earth to smile and make other people smile, to spread happiness. your reason for living doesn’t have to go any deeper than ‘living’. just breathe. make friends with a plant. drink your water. i fucking love you.

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

how come there are dishes to be washed every time i eat something. i can’t stand this everyone is out to get me.

current emotions

how do people get yelled at without crying i dont understand

found my wedding song

live action ratatouille with benedict cumberpatch as ego i said what i said-

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀