🥀Soren Ophelia🗡

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

you can fall in love at 30. you can discover your true passion at 40. you can go back to school at 50. you can learn to draw, or paint, or sing at 60. relax. just because you didn’t do most, or any, of the things considered “young adult milestones” doesn’t mean you never will. there’s no time limit on happiness.

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”

I ALMOST SPIT MY ROOTBEER

“Think you’re all aesthetic, huh? A real instagram Wiseguy!  You want something to blog about? We’ll give ya something to blog about!”

the nature of tumblr is such that every few years it will independently invent goodfeathers

Animals are already extraordinary enough and don't need "sprucing up" with your fake AI pictures and videos. Close your laptop and go sit at the Zoo and watch some animals idiot.

yes i do want to be your friend. no i am not messaging you first.

College should be free and you should be able to study “useless” degrees just for the love of learning

ALSO, JUST FOR THE RECORD!!!! If you are refusing to stop taking photos of people you look like a cop.