Corvidae Pica pica.

Livesey Chad Walk but it's Metal Gear Solid

Update:

SoundCloud link:

https://soundcloud.com/veetri-unleashed/genes-and-death

I have a Ko-fi now, support is greatly appreciated 💕:

right so I know those are both antelopes but I had to google ‘nilgai’ to refresh my memory aND THAT’S AS FAR AS I GOT BECAUSE LOOK

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE HEADS

OHOHOHOHO

OHOHOHOHOHOO

And also some of Calboy’s children!

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I was about to say he would technically be an intersex king (not because I dislike the concept of trans cats, just bc intersex rep is sorely needed too) but I did some more reading on this icon and actually found the article OP referenced.

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He’s not your usual male calico kitty as it turns out. That’s already cool and rare, but he’s even cooler and rarer than that!

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(He’s so pretty 🥰)

But I also found a source for the article screenshotted above! And folks it’s WILD. It’s an incredibly interesting read if you happen to love hearing about niche hobby drama. It’s also just a fantastically written article!

The parts I find the most interesting are about how conservative the cat fanciers association is. This isn’t even all of the parts that talk about that.

In the wake of the recently released publication by Engelman, the famous Dunkleosteus got its size cut from the previously humongous 7 metres long beast of an Arthrodire have now downsized into 3 - 5 metres long Hydrogen bomb shaped fat fish. Here are my rendition of the new dunk, honestly, I am fond of the new form of this animal.

Figure 1. Size estimate and skull diagram of Dunkleosteus terrelli based on the specimen CMNH 5768, the most popular of its species

Figure 2. Size comparison of the older version of dunk (above) compared to the new and chonkier version of dunk (below).

On other platforms, such as twitter and instagram, I have been called a prophet, for the gift of premonition have been bestowed upon me in the year of 2021 because I created this round fellow, aptly named "Dunkball", it was a local sensation when it first conceived.

Figure 3. The Dunkball, look at this boi, bask in his glorious spherical presence, for he is a perfect specimen.

Also just for fun, I created these joke dunk forms for you fellow enthusiasts to enjoy:

How do the fish survive the fall?

How do they count 57,000 Muskellunge that are only 0.5 inches long?

I can’t tell what’s more amazing than me : air dropping 963 rainbow trout (10” each) or delivering 2,284,000 walleye to one location.

Just imagines government worker… 2,283,992…2,283,993… 2,283,994…*phone rings* …. Ummm… hmm. 1…2… 3…

it's called Airdrop Fish Stocking and while it's not the most common method of stocking fish, it's often used for areas where the target bodies of water are remote or lack infrastructure for large trucks!

and it's exactly what it sounds like, yeah.

no worries though, the stocked fish are small enough to survive the drop! just like how a mouse can survive a fall off a skyscraper, a small fish can survive a MUCH longer drop than you'd expect :)

they are absolutely having a very bad day about it, though.