Terrible Memes And Metal Music

*wears 6 inch platform boots for mental health reasons*

poodles are usually anthropomorphized to be froufrou ladies but i always see them as a miscellaneously european man from the 1970s

a lot of horror portrays kids playing pretend (or even just playing in general) as something creepy which is really funny to me

apparently having fun is scary

Horror movie where the creepy children fortnite dance

i just want to do cool teenager stuff, like going to parties and arson 

nooo don’t express serious emotions you’ve been designated “the funny one” aha

nooo don’t exist in a way that contradicts the one-dimensional version of you I’ve created in my head you’re so convenient aha

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

theyre my roasted vegetable and i will decide how much olive oil goes on em!!!!!