✞ HEARTACHE ✞

this blog is not a well-curated museum. it's my bedroom & i'm putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall

This is fun

Bet the little feline bugger has got sharp claws for the other 1,383,986,917,000

If I ever wake up from a coma and someone doesn't do the Skyrim bit to me I'm going back into the coma

Radiation is insane. There are rocks out there that will pull the seams of your organs apart if you stand too close to them.

im so thankful for bread and what its done for us as a society. u can put so many things on it. u can toast it. u can dip it in soup. where would we be without you bread. in a bad fucking place let me tell you

Life’s better when nobody knows anything about you

This is why I keep Tumblr… no one here knows me in real life, except for maybe a couple people

I GOT THE JOB!!!

whats something u do stereotypical for ur sign? ill go first im a virgo and i wash the dishes by hand bc i dont trust the dishwasher

I'm a Capricorn and I'm fucking depressed

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

ŁÅMP

LAMP