if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
we're not kids anymore.
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pros of night skating*:
fewer off-leash children on the trail to dodge
only way I can still skate on weekdays in winter with daylight savings
with a helmet-mounted light I can see just fine
club des belugas goes way harder in the dark for some reason
serial killers can't get me because I'm made of inertia
cons of night skating:
* when you do recreational skating in the nighttime
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i know i don’t necessarily need to explain myself but i feel compelled to say that i like tarot in the same way i like dream interpretation and flipping coins for answers— it’s not going to tell you anything you don’t already know, it’s just an excuse to examine the patterns and symbols your brain builds and is drawn to
okie dokie
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OKAY SO HERE ARE THE PICS. Inspired by this post by @pipistrellus (@pipcomix)
These are 16th century Renaissance inspired hotpants, panelled with navy velvet with a red silk lining and hand-embroidered butt slogan, which I believe is like 300% historically accurate. They’re actually modelled off a genuine Tudor pattern but then made ridiculous because who am I.
Worn with thigh highs and a 18th C shirt cuz it was all I had to hand and frankly shirts don’t change that much lol.
Watermark is to my Instagram! @oh.papillon
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hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device
Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?
String identified: t t a t a at t a tt at c aa a a tat- ga ca ?
Closest match: Melanargia russiae genome assembly, chromosome: 12 Common name: Esper's Marbled White
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tumblr staff adjusting a dial to fine-tune exactly how much they're imitating twitter while occasionally looking back at their userbase for approval except the userbase is just booing the entire time "we hate twitter" "why do you even have that dial"
Let's kill this guy with mama.
Am I the only one who notices that new pickup trucks are afflicted with like furry porn levels of cartoon masculinity in their angles and faces
Oh my god. You put it into words. Look at this shit.
2004 vs 2025. Same make and model
They have chins now????
you get it. They’re literally making them into sexy chad transformers who eat children
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Realistically I know “let’s all kill ourselves” is just as bad or maybe worse than “im going to kill myself” but in my head it’s like. ok but im establishing a sense of community and proposing a group activity? like are we really going to get mad about that
moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"
“Egg [x2]”
egg this is a french post you have to look for oeuf
if you say so o7
“oeuf”
for the ides of march, tumblr should give us a button to stab people. and a badge for stabbing a lot of people.
for the ides of march, tumblr should give us a button to stab people. and a badge for stabbing a lot of people.
medieval girlblogger looking at an illumination of a young martyr: ugh she shouldst be in the tavern
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be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two
this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts
do u know what pisses me off? a lot of things where do i start
