how strange it is to be anything at all

they throw regular rats at eachother

rip hannibal you would have loved killing people who call themselves “ai artists”

THE HUNTING WIVES has a stupid title, but it's a rare modern show that dares to ask the really important questions, like, "What if you were trapped in fucking Texas, and MILFy bisexual Malin Åkerman wanted to get in your pants, but she was a right-wing megachurch-going gun nut who might frame you for Crimes?"

I love when middle aged women have sex with each other

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

The Xiao Hua form is still one of favourite things Hua Cheng has ever done because he shows up to Xie Lian in his true form and thinks hmmm he attacked me maybe that was too much ghost to soon I’ll try a different approach and that approach was a twinksona acting as as a sweet mischievous teen that is Xie Lian’s walking talking encyclopaedia and also a spoilt pretty boy who bullies heavenly officials. Literally the way his mind works.

It’s just the fact he is not even trying. Xiao Hua looks like him but a little younger and healthier than he would have been at 17. He literally just changed the eyes and called it a day. He lands in the cart in bright red and instantly starts spouting information that no regular degular human would have information on never mind a pretty boy twink who got kicked out by his parents. Speaking of that he’s playing rich boy and yet makes a door and cleans and tidies and is able to survive Xie Lian’s cooking. He’s smiling and giggling the whole time Xie Lian is testing him because it means Xie Lian is touching him and he gets to show off how powerful he is. He doesn’t even try to be convincing when faced with ghosts. He know’s Nan Yang and Fu Yao are not doing normal priest shit but impressive clearly god shit and just picks on them and hints at their rivalry the whole time. He totally knows Xie Lian knows and yet neither of them mention it because they are literally playing house and spooning. Hua Cheng is fully just playing dress up!

"how many pieces of communion do you think you'd need to swallow to eat a whole jesus" is one of my favourite orla lines and i still think about the answer to that question. how many? do we know?

actually, frankenstein is the name of the scientist. the horrible emo monster nobody wants to fucking talk to is named lord byron