Walking Shitpost

if i got possessed demonically i wouldn’t even notice it. with everything else i’ve got going on

It's well known that penises become a certain way when the person is horny--but I think there should be different shapes for all the other emotions as well.

It's the same range of shapes as the teletubbies

met gala theme fat and in jeans

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

to see a marching band

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey