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Every time I remember that Dad saw that John’s room was covered in his posters that he’d drawn clowns on unconsciously and self-depreciating remarks on the walls, and decided to embrace and help his son, I just appreciate him a lot more. He left John encouraging notes and embraced what he thought were his sons’ interests in the name of making his son happy ok dad appreciation time.

it cant be an accurate representation of the striders because there is food in their kitchen

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homestuck is a webcomic about amphibian conservation efforts

*applies to harvard as a joke* *harvard accepts me as a joke* *enrolls at harvard as a joke* *graduate with a business degree as a joke* *starts an extremely successful business as a joke* *creates empire for myself as a joke* *enters the press conference of my life* *leans close to microphone* just kidding *goes home*

Achievement Hunter Minecraft lore is so awesome. it is So Cool. (thinking about gavin going from being king michael's court jester to ascending to godhood alongside him, proposing to him, and marrying him, all to throw out his ring like it meant nothing because once a fool and liar always a fool and liar, only for michael to STILL miss and mourn him in ydyd when they're both mortals again) it’s so Cool guys.

sugar pussy make it a yeast infection, slurring speech call it a beast inflection, my penis hard im having dick erections, shadow gov I steal elections

fire bro who’s your ghostwriter